When I m an old lady, I ll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness... just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they ve provided,
Returning each deed. Oh, they ll be so excited!
(When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
I ll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I ll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I ll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they ll shout!
(When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
When they re on the phone and just out of reach,
I ll get into things like sugar and bleach,
Oh, they ll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
And when that is done I ll hide under the bed!
(When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I ll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.
I ll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry I ll run... if I m able!
(When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
I ll sit close to the TV, through the channels I ll click,
I ll cross both my eyes just to see if they stick.
I ll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud til the end of the day!
(When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
And later in bed, I ll lay back and sigh,
I ll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan. " She s so sweet . when she s sleeping!" (When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
Dayton Dave[:)]
Dayton Daveno comment .......
I hereby declare that I want to get old, very old, but not turn into a lady. I wanna be an old grumpy funny great grandpa of 5 !
Dayton DaveYou just described my kids to a tee. But remember, what comes around goes around. I wonder what I did to deserve this[:D]
Not enough money in the world for anyone to try and buy one though.[:)]
Dayton DaveIt is the parents curse. Parents tell their kids " when you grow up I hope you have kids just like you" . Then the kids grow up and the curse is repeated.[:D]
tlhdoc
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It is the parents curse. Parents tell their kids " when you grow up I hope you have kids just like you" . Then the kids grow up and the curse is repeated.[:D]
I bite my tongue trying nto to tell that to my kids ...... I hard it often enough from my mom [:(]
Dayton Davei always told my kids.... " if yinz ever get kidnapped, they would pay me to take you back after 15 minutes." then they would get mad at me stomp off to their rooms. (once i find something that works i stick with it)
Dayton Davei am gonna use this as a template for when i get older and loosing my head, many years from now...
Dayton DaveI can t wait -- paybacks[:D][:D]
Dayton DaveThe thing is, these days my kids are pretty good ...... So I can wish them to have children like themselves :) Well, like 1 second of their daily behaviour had to be sampled to enable me to say this [;)]
Dayton Davejust remember you kids are the ones who will pick out your nursing home!![&:]
Dayton DaveWe will die in our RV together with my DW ..... No nursing home for us ....[&:]
birol
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We will die in our RV together with my DW ..... No nursing home for us ....[&:]
Boy, you don t even have you PU yet, and you re already planning on the RV[;)]
angelsmom10We have a saying ... people who can not even dream do not deserve to get anything at all. [;)]
And My 1,300 Post [:)]
birol
QuoteORIGINAL: birol
We have a saying ... people who can not even dream do not deserve to get anything at all. [;)]
And My 1,300 Post [:)]
But, I never heard of being 2 dreams ahead of yourself.
Also, congrats on your 1300th post
angelsmom10
QuoteORIGINAL: angelsmom10
QuoteORIGINAL: birol
We have a saying ... people who can not even dream do not deserve to get anything at all. [;)]
And My 1,300 Post [:)]
But, I never heard of being 2 dreams ahead of yourself.
Also, congrats on your 1300th post
Dreams are just that dreams ..... The bigger you dream, the harder you strive to get to them. That only allows you to go to places you could only dream of ..... Maybe not exactly your dream, but still something you would only dream about.
Thanks for the congrats, keep posting and pretty soon I will post my 1,400 :)