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- Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!
- Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
- Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
- Dog sweaters. Hello .....have you noticed the fur?
- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
- Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back
- Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
- How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth .... You're just jealous.
Thanks MOM, I've had a rotten day and you just gave me the good laugh I needed.
Lady my sheltie wants to add kerchiefs to the bows and ribbons.
what a hoot!! I'm like.. why didn't I think of something like that: here's
a few more:
OF COURSE, I'm going to bury this bone. I'm a dog.
Who? Me? Whydya leave it within reach then?
A little lower..and to the left. AAAAh...
I'm protecting our property. THAT's why I bark a lot!
funny stuff, thanks!