Always wrong answers

SkipP · Nov 11, 2005, 01:49 PM

Quote from: AustinBostonBecause she was a vegetarian.

Who sailed the deep green sea in fourteen hundred ninety-three?

Austin

Cristopher Cross...I've heard the song; "Sailing"

Why did Little Miss Muffet sit on a tuffet?

ForestCreature · Nov 11, 2005, 03:19 PM

Quote from: SkipPCristopher Cross...I've heard the song; "Sailing"

Why did Little Miss Muffet sit on a tuffet?

To ease her hemroids.

Why do dogs turn in circles before they lay down?

AustinBoston · Nov 11, 2005, 08:05 PM

Quote from: ForestCreatureWhy do dogs turn in circles before they lay down?

Just to unwind a bit before they go to bed.

ChisholmTrail-er · Nov 12, 2005, 12:32 AM

Again with the 'no question'! Trying to kill it all over again?

How do angels get their wings?

CT-er

AustinBoston · Nov 12, 2005, 08:05 AM

Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erHow do angels get their wings?
CT-er

They steal them from Victoria's Secret.

Why does AustinBoston keep forgetting to put in a question?

brainpause · Nov 12, 2005, 10:43 AM

Quote from: AustinBostonWhy does AustinBoston keep forgetting to put in a question?

Because his mind's on Victoria's Secret

If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?

ForestCreature · Nov 12, 2005, 10:48 AM

Quote from: brainpauseIf love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?

It has something to do with seeing by touch.

Touch is one of the 7 senses, what are the other 6?

GeneF · Nov 12, 2005, 11:30 AM

Quote from: ForestCreatureIt has something to do with seeing by touch.

Touch is one of the 7 senses, what are the other 6?

Don't know, once I see the lingerie, I have no sense.

AustinBoston · Nov 12, 2005, 08:26 PM

Quote from: GeneFDon't know, once I see the lingerie, I have no sense.

Apparently have no questions, either.

Who else forgets to ask a new question?

ChisholmTrail-er · Nov 13, 2005, 01:23 AM

Quote from: AustinBostonWho else forgets to ask a new question?

ForestCreature.

How many sides does The Pentagon actually have?

CT-er

GeneF · Nov 13, 2005, 06:59 AM

Quote from: AustinBostonApparently have no questions, either.

Who else forgets to ask a new question?

Austin, If I see the lingerie,I don't ask questions.

ForestCreature · Nov 13, 2005, 08:35 AM

Quote from: ChisholmTrail-erForestCreature.

How many sides does The Pentagon actually have?

CT-er

37

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

tlhdoc · Nov 13, 2005, 06:27 PM

The cow was in a jumping contest at Madison Square Gardens.

What color is a blue moon?

AustinBoston · Nov 13, 2005, 08:59 PM

Quote from: tlhdocThe cow was in a jumping contest at Madison Square Gardens.

What color is a blue moon?

Teal.

How often do blue moons occur?

brainpause · Nov 13, 2005, 09:28 PM

Quote from: AustinBostonHow often do blue moons occur?

On the third full moon of any month.

What is the one name that you cannot call someone at arveeclub.com?

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