Always wrong answers

[cyclone]

My guess is AIM caused it.

What would banshees taste like made with tequila?

[SkipP]

My guess is AIM caused it.
 
What would banshees taste like made with tequila?

Wormy banshees
 
where did the drink name "Bloody Mary" come from?

[Dee4j]

Wormy banshees
 
where did the drink name "Bloody Mary" come from?

from Hannibal Lecter

why does Rudolph have a red nose?

[TheViking]

why does Rudolph have a red nose?

Because he refuses to have a Brown nose.
 
 
 
Who built the Grand Canyon?

[AustinBoston]

Who built the Grand Canyon?

It wasn't built, it was dug by aliens on a mission to find a secret underground entrance to Area 51.



Were the aliens successful?


Austin

[SkipP]

It wasn't built, it was dug by aliens on a mission to find a secret underground entrance to Area 51.
 
 
 
Were the aliens successful?
 
 
Austin

Yes they were. Thats why the Government built Lake Mead...to flood the big ditch and keep the alien invaders at bay. The conspiracy continues.....
 
Why do aliens have green skin?

[ChisholmTrail-er]

Why do aliens have green skin?

Skip P in NC
Outdoor Photography site: http://www.bellsouthpwp.net/o/u/outdoorphoto/

I suspect it has to do with shutter speed.

Is there an Area 52?

[AustinBoston]

Is there an Area 52?

Yes. Area 52 is where our government maintains it's real important secrets, like where socks go when they get lost in the wash.



Where do socks go when they get lost in the wash?

Austin

[Dee4j]

Yes. Area 52 is where our government maintains it's real important secrets, like where socks go when they get lost in the wash.



Where do socks go when they get lost in the wash?

Austin

area 51 to keep the aliens feet warm


why do aliens have 3 fingers?

[Kelly]

why do aliens have 3 fingers?

They lose one when they beam down.


If the socks from the wash go to Area 51, where do the ones from the dryer go?

[AustinBoston]

If the socks from the wash go to Area 51, where do the ones from the dryer go?

The IRS.



What does the IRS do with those socks?

Austin

[SkipP]

The IRS.
 
 
 
What does the IRS do with those socks?
 
Austin

They sock-it to the taxpayer.
 
Why does only one sock of a pair wear a hole if they're both worn the same number of times?

[Dee4j]

They sock-it to the taxpayer.
 
Why does only one sock of a pair wear a hole if they're both worn the same number of times?

because only the toes on right feet have tiny teeth


who made the first snowman?

[AustinBoston]

who made the first snowman?

Ay Bomin Able



What did he make it out of?

[unclejeff]

Ay Bomin Able



What did he make it out of?

His cousin bigfoot.

What does bigfoot do on his day off?