Here we are, all of us sitting around this cyber campfire, (We start talking about?????)
(i ll start)
here i am sitting in front of the camp fire remembering why i enjoy camping so much.........
( u continue)
dee106...thinking about the early days before we bought the PU. Then ...
dee106. . .remembering that weekend long down pour, wet sleeping bags and giant puddle surrounding our tent that convinced us to . . .
dee106....stop camping in the middle of the lake on a leaky air mattress and get onto dry land. It was then the smell of food....
dee106...that reminded me this camp ground has a serious racoon population...
dee106The smell of grass ? The fresh soil smell after rain ? Friendly People ? The stars at night ?
neighbours noisy kids ? Neighbours dog which grabs the sausages away ? The neighbour who b...s on the side of your PU ?
hehehhe just kidding :) Ignore the italic part ....
P.S. I know how to speeeeel, it is just that my fingers are not snyced [8D]
dee106dreaming of those slizzing steaks on the open fire
dee106...when, suddenly we hear the sound of a large branch snapping out in the forest. We turn toward the sound and look over the cooking fire and and see two red unblinking orbs glowing,... staring,...from the dark beyond the light of the fire!
dee106...fortunately, it turned out to be the naked wife of the Verizon phone commercial guy. As she stepped into the light, she said.....
dee106Can You See Me Now?[:D]
dee106OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!! Did you guys work together to set that joke up???
Way to go, ForestCreature! I ll nominate that for the best cyber punchline of all time! I m laughing so hard I can t think of anything to continue the story.
dee106wait! let me stand in the full.........
dee106...moon light so you can see my.....
dee106<Moderator! Red alert!>
Austin (who s not gonna do the next line here...)
dee106Great big ......... [:o]
QuoteOMG!!! ROTFLMAO!! Did you guys work together to set that joke up???
LOL, no...it just seemed like the thing to say[;)]
dee106...tacky lights, [;)]in the shape of.....
dee106....headlamps from a 37 packard.[:)]
dee106Or was it a 56 Buick? Which reminds me of the time I . . . .
dee106was looking up at ........
dee106big round full moon, and it.....
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dee106..was not the one in the sky! Just smelled something cooking on the fire in the next site. Could it be.....
topcat7736NO! It can t be...can it?
That wonderful smell TC was drooling over was the full moon in the flesh! Roasting over the fire...........warming the__________
topcat7736........honey coated..........
topcat7736RACOONS! What were they thinking? Isn t it bad enough there s a naked woman running loose?[;)]
Well, anyway, after the racoons were grilled, the neighbors.....
topcat7736...started singing Davy Crocket...
topcat7736so loud that the park ranger showed up. He said ...
topcat7736in a mild mannered voice, Folks...isn t it a little late at night to have a naked woman cooking raccoons by the fire. Would you please refrain from cooking the coons and PLEASE clothe that woman before I have to close that campfire down. If she screams CAN YOU SEE ME NOW once more tonight we will have to __________
topcat7736...stuff her mouth with racoon meat, attach her with a long rope to the rear of our motorboat & use her as bait to troll for........
topcat7736the cousin of .......
topcat7736the Lock Ness Monster. We have had sightings ...
topcat7736......of a water skiing Scotsmen IN KILTS madly following behind the nekkid lady and The Loch Ness Monster. He was calling to her in his charming burr, exclaiming: "
topcat7736" I haven t had honey-roasted raccoon in months, C Mon lady - watta ya say?"
topcat7736....she mumbled something about it being ok for him to eat the honey dripping racoon in her mouth, but she wanted to know what was under that kilt. He said.....
topcat7736It s my hitch dingle, and don t touch it or I ll........
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topcat7736lose my ability to ....
topcat7736Pop-up my camper[:o]when I get back to shore" .
" And when I get back to shore, I want to...."
topcat7736" get you some clothes - you must be freezing!! "
topcat7736And with that the naked lady gives the Lock Ness Monster a nasty look and says .....
topcat7736" Was that gray water I just saw coming out of your big ugly mouth? Cuz, if it was" ............
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topcat7736---I am going to report you to the Department of Natural Resources in Florida for dumping without using a proper sealed container and then Camper Jones will be forced to....
topcat7736make a special grey water mod that will . . .
whippetwrun.....send out satellite signals to locate any and all beings harboring gray water which will in turn........
topcat7736give you a ticket for.....
whippetwrunnot cooking the raccoon to the exacting standards of ....
whippetwrunthose who wrote the camping cookbook, show how to...........
dee106reminded me I forgot to buy cheese for my burgers so I...
whippetwrun..ran around naked like the Scotsman until I heard the familiar voice of....
whippetwrunthe naked lady singing a Lullaby to leck Noss Monster while feasting on the honesy roasted Racoon with ....
whippetwrunthe Scottsman. They turned around, and there, standing behind them, was Arvee!! (looking quite P-O ed). " Excuse me, Ma am, Sir, and Mythical Creature, but did you know it was illegal to hunt, kill, and honey-cover racoon in these parts? I m afraid I ll have to..."
whippetwrunthank you for your help in keeping the fire going for so long,
whippetwrunI ll just have to sit down and a beer or two or maybe a single malt scotch while I decide your fate for hunting, killing and honey covering raccoons. Hmmm . . . should that fate be to. .
whippetwrun...empty all the porta-pottis in the campground, after which you can also...
whippetwrunbate all those bear traps with.....
whippetwrunThe hard marshmallows that we found in the camper that were left there since last fall. Bears don t care if the marshmallows are hard, they don t take the time to put them on a stick and roast them anyway. Just don t let them have the candy bars, as then they might have a very bad gastronomical event and make a big mess of you campsite, resulting in.......
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whippetwrun.... more grey water than you want to deal with....