[;)] Sums it up pretty nicely, doncha think? LOL
WORDS WOMEN USE
>
> FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
> are right and you need to shut up. Never use " fine" to describe how a
woman
> looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
> FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
> that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
> it s an even trade.
>
> NOTHING - This means " something," and you should be on your toes.
> " Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting
to
> turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. " Nothing" usually
> signifies an argument that will last " Five Minutes" and end with the word
> " Fine."
>
> GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in
a
> woman getting upset over " Nothing," and will end with the word " Fine."
>
> GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) - This means " I give up" or " do what you want
> because I don t care" . " You will get a " Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a
> few minutes, followed by " Nothing" and " Fine," and she will talk to you in
> about " Five Minutes" when she cools off.
>
> LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement
often
> misunderstood by men. A " Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
> that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> arguing with you over " Nothing."
>
> SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. " Soft Sighs"
mean
> that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
> stay content.
>
> THAT S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can
> make to a man. " That s Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
> before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. That s Okay"
> is often used with the word " Fine" and in conjunction with a " Raised
> Eyebrow
> Go Ahead." At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some
> mighty big trouble.
>
> PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you
> the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
> whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth,
> so be careful and you shouldn t get a " That s Okay."
>
> THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you re welcome.
>
> THANKS A LOT - This is much different from " Thanks." A woman will say,
> " Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
> have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the " Loud
> Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the " Loud Sigh," as she
> will only tell you " Nothing.
>
> Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can
> avoid if they remember the terminology.
> And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!!
[:D]
CathyAnnWOW!!!!
I just read this and realized that I have figured out the last 10 years of conversations with my wife!!!!!
I feel very enlightened now....
Uh oh.. She just looked at me and " Loud Sighed" .... Oh no... [:(]
CathyAnnLinda laughed her %%s off when she heard this. I think I m in trouble.[:o]
I ve been hearing those expressions for years. Thanks for the translations![;)][8D]
CathyAnn[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] - Thanks!!!! LOL!!!! [;)]
I KNEW there were " other" words for " what-ever" !!!!!!!