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General => The Campfire => Topic started by: Wayfarer on Sep 28, 2003, 07:05 PM

Title: Classified Ad
Post by: Wayfarer on Sep 28, 2003, 07:05 PM
 I know I had sworn off any more post lest someone be offended by humor, but just couldn t pass this one up.  And BTW, it is a joke...
 
 The following ad (supposedly) was in The Atlanta Journal.
 
 SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I m a
 very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
 riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter
 nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of
 your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
 
 I ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
 nature gave me. Kiss me and I m yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
 
 Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about
 an 8-week-old Labrador Retriever.
 
 
  [8D]
Title: RE: Classified Ad
Post by: birol on Apr 03, 2003, 06:28 PM
 WayfarerDon t let anybody rub you of your sense of humor ...
 
 
 It is a good thing you didn t put the phone number in, I was ready to dial too [:D][:D][:D]
Title: RE: Classified Ad
Post by: MommaMia on Apr 03, 2003, 08:50 PM
 WayfarerBirol~
 
 Don t let Babbette hear you say that or you ll really be in the dog house!!!
Title: RE: Classified Ad
Post by: tlhdoc on Apr 03, 2003, 09:02 PM
 WayfarerThat is a good one.
 
Title: RE: Classified Ad
Post by: birol on Apr 03, 2003, 09:36 PM
 MommaMiaMommamia,
 
 I make sure she doesn t come to this boards and read what I type, otherwise I was a gonner looong time ago [:D][8D][;)][:)]
Title: RE: Classified Ad
Post by: Acts 2:38 girl on Apr 04, 2003, 09:26 AM
 Wayfarerjust sent it to some friends - it s hysterical!!  [:D] [:D] [:D]
Title: RE: Classified Ad
Post by: TJWSANTAFE on Apr 06, 2003, 07:28 AM
 WayfarerThat one was cute, I will have to send that one to my kids.
 Thanks. [8D]