There once was a man from Lake Chowtins,
Whose sink spouted water like fountains,
He climbed in his popup,
And found the big stop up,
Now he s happy and camped in the mountains.
OK, there s mine. Got one?
TrlrboyI remember a few from my HS days in upstate NY, done by a comedian named Dr. Dirty, but cann t put them on here for obvious reasons. [;)] Your s is cute.
TrlrboyThere once was a poster named Austin,
Who lived somewhere just south of Boston.
His posts were quite long,
And sometimes were wrong.
But that s not why the boards are now costin .
I hope.
Austin
TrlrboyThere once was a gal from Decatur
whose camping times always came " later"
She stood at the gate
on her Heavenly date
reservations made by her Creator [:D]
TrlrboyHa, I haven t thought of/used this in about 40 years or so(thanks for the thread)...
There once was a kid on a bus
who walked in with a face of disgust
he walked strait to the back
Sat down on a tac
and flew out of the bus with a fuss
TrlrboyThere once was a rednek named Duck
Who had a camper and a truck
he married a Kitty
who sure was pretty
and she had a boat, oh what luck.
I know..pretty lame..but the other one that rhymes with luck, and duck, would get me banished. [:)] This is honor of my sweety who s s/n..and CB handle is KCQTKitty (CatsMeow)
cooncreekers" cooncreekers " got my vote for " best" , so far.
Trlrboyand one time..in band camp...
Trlrboy[font=" Comic Sans MS" ]There once was a girl with a dog
who liked to camp high on the hog
she bought her own camper
just so she could pamper
her 2 year old bump on a log[/font]
TrlrboyNo one camps in Nantucket,
Cuz gray water can t go in a bucket.
ya must have a tote
or a ticket ll get wrote
and the ground all around will be mucket.
T
[;)]
wiininkwe
Quoteand the ground all around will be mucket.
Yucket[: (]
TrlrboyAfter many a night in a tent,
waking up cold, wet and bent,
we got us a popup
and now when we wake up,
We say, " Oh that was just heaven sent."
gsm x2
TrlrboyFrom Pop-Up Urban Legand
The couple pulled into their site
And scurring in even though it s not night
Into the bunk they did climb
Then rolled out like two dimes
Seems their stabilizers were not down right.
gsm x2
Trlrboy
QuoteORIGINAL: Jeffrey
There once was a man with a PopUp
He saved his time off for camp?n
His DW dreamed of Koala
She always wasted their time,
And all he wanted to do was go PopUp
But he followed signs the Dealer
The man and dreamin DW
As he said to the man
She is looking for a Can,
But for the Tin Can, Let her Tow it
A Limerick has five lines and two rhymes
They read that way time after time
What we have up above
Is for all those who love
ee cummings and other free verse poets
gsm x2
TrlrboyThere once was a camper named Rae
who dreamed of camping both night and day
Her dear hubbie was fine with it
However he gave it a limit
no camping in winter they go.
[8D][8D]
Couldn t let Goose have all the fun![:D]
Trlrboythere once was a YOUNG gal from decatur
became a grandma much *sooner* than *later*
so, after the shock
she sat down to rock
all those babies that made her mom *great* er
[;)]
TrlrboyI could put some real good Limmricks in here but Dave would come to my house and wash my computers disc drive out with soap. Right Dave.
TrlrboyI would like to thank everyone for making me laugh.[:D]
TrlrboyThe first time Rae tried to siphon
with a hose as long as a python
she had a strong will
but the source was downhill
now her face, all areddened, she s hidin!
I love my wife!!
CJ
TrlrboyI got one - I got one and it rhymes!!!
This knittin I can t get out of my head
new mittens part white and part red
" Wing" loyalty her best feature,
What a gal, Forestcreature,
when they re on, she won t go to bed!
Not exactly Goose quality - but I rhymed! I rhymed!
Rae
Trlrboy[font=" Lucida Sans Unicode" ]In dreams of camping together,
It matters not what is the weather,
Making hot dogs and smores,
With friends galore,
I sleep light as a feather.[/font]
Trlrboy[font=" Lucida Sans Unicode" ]I m sitting at work and thinking,
Into a blue funk I am sinking,
It s cold outside,
Inside I ll reside,
Till spring, then I can go camping[:D][/font]
HoneybeeI just can t believe they are gone...
our limericks have up and moved on!
Just the two early pages
from our PUT forum sages
are left-- where did they abscond?
HoneybeeAs posted yesterday before it disappeared.............
Now that it s been pionted out
Our limerics used to be throughout
All of my limerics have gone away
It has been so much fun to play
I m going to the corner to pout[:(]
(The sad part is I had them all on paper, but threw them out last week)
HoneybeeHey Dave what s up with this thread?
We posted but they re long gone and dead.
This thread should be longer,
With posts so much stronger,
Are you jealous of what s in our head?
HoneybeeThe Moderator did a great job
Hunting down the poor slob
It appears Jeffrey hit delete
Taking them all with, in defeat
It is all very macabre
HoneybeeAnd now we are up to page two,
I don t know what we should do,
We were up to page eight,
and all was so great,
But something, somehow came unglued.
HoneybeeSo it s Jeffery that did this, the sly pup;
He must have had gin in his cup,
We ll give him some payback,
And never let him hack,
So lets get a rope... string him up!
HoneybeeA popup camper am I!
If I couldn t camp I think I would die!
With work I am fed up,
so please let me set up,
my camp where I just wish to hide.
HoneybeeThe cold is here to stay,
I wish it would just go away,
In a month or two,
I ll be camping, yahoo,
I m thinking of it ev-eryday.
TrlrboyThere once was a woman in Michigan
who wished that she d get to go fish again.
But her boat had a hole, and she busted her pole,
so she had to sit down and wish again.
T
[;)]
HoneybeeAs cousin and I were a talkin [:)]
a skunk it did come a walkin [>:]
over the fire I flew [:o]
afraid of the spew [: (]
with the skunk lookin and balkin [:@]
that sure was faster to write than the story about jumpin over the campfire! [8D]
HoneybeeYou people have spent a lot of time
Trying to make these things ryme
So far nothing has been vile
Everything has brought a big smile
Good thing bandwith hogging is not a crime
HoneybeeLee and Andrea had 4 younguns,
Around the campground they had funs.
Lee said, " Let s have a girl,"
and they gave it a whirl.
Now they are having a baby named Mirl.
Mirl Rose...hmmmm....
Larry
HoneybeeThere was a young man from Nantucket,
who s ....
Nahhh, better not. I might get " AB ed."
[font=" Script MT Bold" ]Wayfarer[/font][/size]
TrlrboyThis one is for gsm x2:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Some poems rhyme
And some don t....
[: (]
HoneybeeI thought this cool thread had once died;
But it is still running, I ve spied;
By mousing my finger;
The thread will just linger;
And rhyming about camping s applied.
HoneybeeThere was a young (?) man named Austin,
legend has it he hailed from near Boston.
Many lines he has wrote,
but most you can t quote,
for then your post might be lostin!
[font=" Script MT Bold" ]Wayfarer[/font][/size]
TrlrboyThere once was a park in Nantucket
where water was carried in a bucket
the story is told
the water was gold
After one sip, he up-chucked it.
HoneybeeWe were out looking for a new trailer...
The salesman spoke like a sailer......
when I turning to leave he said hell this rv is hipper....
I said no thanks I will stick with the clipper!!