On the first day Lord created cow.
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> And Lord said, " You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer.
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> I will give you a life span of sixty years."
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> Cow said, " That s a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
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> Let me have twenty years and I ll give back the other forty." And Lord agreed.
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> On the second day Lord created dog.
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> And to dog, Lord said, " Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
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> I will give you a life span of twenty years."
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> Dog said, " That s too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I ll give back the other ten. So Lord agreed (sigh).
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> On the third day Lord created monkey. Lord said, " Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
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> I ll give you a twenty year life span."
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> Monkey said, " How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don t think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that s what I ll do too, okay? And Lord agreed again.
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> On the fourth day Lord created man. Lord said, " Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy.
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> I ll give you twenty years."
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> Man said, " What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I ll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten monkey gave back, and the ten dog gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
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> " Okay," said Lord. " You ve got a deal."
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> So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.
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> Life has now been explained
campingcopHahahah, very cute [;)]
campingcopVERY funny! And SO TRUE!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!
campingcopI love it!
campingcopooooooohhhh, now I get it.
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campingcopThat is great[:D][:D] It is also true[:)]
campingcopisn t that just great! [:@] I am not even half way through being a cow!!!! [8D]