This goes along the lines of that great children s story " If you give a mouse a cookie" ...any takers???
If you give a camper a Pop-up - he/she will go an find some tacky lights.....
PopupnutHE will need a new TV with a stronger engine! Dreaming of a Trailblazer EXT w/ Aluminum V8!
Popupnut...and when she finds some tacky lights, she ll want to sit outside all night and admire them, until the bugs come out...
Popupnut...which means he s going to need a screen room.
Popupnutand when he gets that screen room he finds all the camping neighbours want to join him away from the bugs.
PopupnutAnd when all those friends come around...He is going to need a bigger cooler
PJay... to hold all that beer. And after he and his friends drink all that beer, he s going to need...
Popupnut...to take a short walk into the woods. But he ll need a flashlight...
Popupnut...and what better flashlight/spotlight combo is there, but the new Binford XL8000.
5 million candlewatt power, 6-way flashing red & amber lights, 6" Color tv, AM/FM casette recorder-player combo, CD player; all for a mere $250.00 & weighing in at only 40#!!
The very comfortable chairs he has in his screen room next to his cooler.....
Popupnut[font=" Papyrus" ]....full of beer......HEY where s the______ [/font]
Popupnut......and he ll have to have a BIG DO to cook up a batch of chili to go with the beer.....
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aaaaannnnnnd a nice portable fireplace so that he can have a campfire anytime......... with all those " adult" beaverages
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[font=" times new roman" ]And to attract the right kind of adults, he ll need PUT bumper stickers for both ends of his rig....[/font]
Popupnut....and a spotlight aimed at the bumper sticker facing the cg roadway for nighttime viewing...
PopupnutOf course when he goes to pack up to leave, he;ll find there s no room for the new cooler and lights and screen room and all, so he s going to need...
Popupnuta new TV to hold the cooler that was full of beer, the new screen room with tacky lights, and to pull the PU with the PUT bumbers stickers on the front and the back to the next PUT rally and ........................
Popupnut... a larger pop-up to replace the 500 lbs. 1967 Heilite soft-top trailer he was given. The only problem is that he s towing with a...
Popupnuthemi Gremlin and a trailer hitch bolted to the bumper, so in order to make it to the rally....
Popupnuthe needs to lighten his load. This was done by removing the brakes which ...
Popupnut...turned out to be a mistake,because he had to go over the mountains on the way, then he had to ...
Popupnut...jury rig trailer brakes using garden hoses, duct tape, and the phone book for break pads. Thank goodness the yellow pages are so thick. Once thru the mountains, they were so proud of the new modification, and how well it worked that they...
rednekrubbrduckoffered Dave the opportunity to be the first one to sell their new deschnitzificatoin at the PUT store. Dave said ...
Popupnut[font=" Lucida Sans Unicode" ]Let s give all the PUT members an opportunity to test this new product then....[/font]
rednekrubbrduck...buy stock in Bell Telephone Yellow pages, so that he could get free unused or old telephone books. But Bell decided to start charging a FEE for those books, and then....
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rednekrubbrduckformed a partnership, applied for a copyright or patent, and made quite a......
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rednekrubbrduckto fill the cooler back up and get a roll of duct tape for the...
rednekrubbrduckreattachment of the hitch to the hemi Gremlin, then it was time to ...
rednekrubbrduck...Go camping! But first, he had to check the...
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rednekrubbrducktire pressure. Now how much air should I put in the tires he/she wondered. I can go to the gas station to get the air, but I have to pay $.50. I can use my kids helium balloon filling tank and save some money, but I still don t know how much air to put in the tries. I guess I will ...
rednekrubbrduckfill the tires till it feels right. There... that out to do it. But then the hemi Gremlin with the pop-up hitched to it began to...
rednekrubbrducksway from side to side so now you have to..........
rednekrubbrduck...step on the gas to pull it straight. But that doesn t work, so...