This came as an email and thought that many would enjoy learning some NEW words...........................[:D][:D][:D]
Learn a new word each day:
Arbitrator ar -bi-tray-ter:
A cook that leaves Arby s to work at McDonald s.
Avoidable uh-voy -duh-buhl:
What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney uh-lo -nee:
Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette urn -a-det:
The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize ur -gler-ize:
What a crook sees with.
Control kon-trol :
A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse i-klips :
What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper i -drop-ur:
a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes hee -rhos:
what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank left bangk :
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty mis -tee:
How golfers create divots.
Paradox par -u-doks:
two physicians.
Parasites par -uh-sites:
what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist farm -uh-sist:
a helper on the farm.
Polarize po -lur-ize:
what penguins see with.
Primate pri -mat:
removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief ee-leef :
what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck ub -er-nek:
what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress seem -stres:
describes 200 pounds in a size two.
Selfish sel -fish:
what the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued sub-dood :
a guy, that works on one of those submarines.
Sudafed sood -a-fed:
bringing litigation against a government official
angelsmom10This is really cute, thanks, I got a grin out of it.
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angelsmom10It is FUNNY [:D][:D][:D] Thanks for posting it.
angelsmom10Here s a word and I ll show you how to use it in a sentence.
The word is " sensuous"
Usage of the word: Honey, sensuous up would you grab me a beer?
CajunCamper
QuoteORIGINAL: CajunCamper
Here s a word and I ll show you how to use it in a sentence.
The word is " sensuous"
Usage of the word: Honey, sensuous up would you grab me a beer?
I hear you on this one.[:@]
angelsmom10
QuoteORIGINAL: angelsmom10
QuoteORIGINAL: CajunCamper
Here s a word and I ll show you how to use it in a sentence.
The word is " sensuous"
Usage of the word: Honey, sensuous up would you grab me a beer?
I hear you on this one.[:@]
So did Jeff Foxworthy.[;)]
They are funny, thanks for posting it.