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Tim I hope you don't but I tried it on Natasha's web site.
LOL.. That is great!!! Here is a rendered version of how to make firestarters with egg cartons & sawdust!!
"A lot of varmints be hankerin' t'knows how to make fire starters t'take campin'.. Now yo' kin jest hoof it out an' buy them, dawgone it.. But yo' kin jest hoof it an' stay in a hotel too.. Most varmints who camp be hankerin' t'do thin's themselves! Me included, cuss it all t' tarnation.. Ok, jest t'prove it kin be done, I bought a whole $1.29 wo'th of pareeffin wax.. (see photo of box) ah begged some sardest fum mah Paw.. (Eff'n yo' try varmints will even give this hyar away! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!) an' we recycled some used egg cartons. (yep, even th' hippie types like this part! Fry mah hide!) Now, t'show it kin be done by chillun, ah hired 3 expert chillun.. (ok, they is mine..) an' we went t'town, as enny fool kin plainly see...
Ok, hyar is th' deal, ah reckon.. take 2 emppy egg cartons, an' lop off th' lids. Now fill them wif sardest o' dryer lint ( ah like th' sardest fo' th' nicer look ) about 3/4 of th' way t'the top of th' "holes". Next set them on a piece of wax paper o' syran wrap. While all this hyar is bein' done, yo' sh'd be meltin' th' wax inside a a six pack kin thet has been placed in a pan of water. ( nevah evah does it right on th' burner! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! It kin start a fire! ) Yo' will knows th' wax is ready when it is clear. Now be careful wif this, it will be mighty hot! Fry mah hide!( I used a pair of vice-grips on th' can t'hold it) Slowly pour th' wax into the egg carton until they is about 1/4" fum th' top, Yo' will be hankerin' them to "bridge" fum one t't'other. Thet is all thar is t'it, let them dry an' bust them apart. ah foun' a large a six pack kin will hold th' full 24 fire-starters wif room t'spare"
Is it bad if I can read that just fine?? :screwy:
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Tim I hope you don't but I tried it on Natasha's web site.
Neat, I tried it too.
QuoteIs it bad if I can read that just fine?? :screwy:
Wh'dt be bad? Sounds ok t'me.
We got a GREAT laugh dialectizing our website and reading it! Thanks for the site!
Hilarious!! Darn though..it won't work on my work site for some reason....
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Oh my goodness.....my daughter and I Laughed until we had to use the bathroom..
Really funny!!
thanks
That is hysterical :J
I saw our website doe up in this BEFORE I read this article - DH re-did it. I had to call him on the phone and ask him if he saw what someone did to his webpage. He started laughing, especially when I asked if he did it on purpose, or if it was a virus!
I tried it out on my NASCAR site, it made it look like it was really written by them good ol' southern boys!!!
Cliff.. If you run a Nascar site thru it if will not change it one little bit!! :D Momma, go git me ahar beer..
Cool!