My rancher friend down the road sent me this--after receiving this as an apology following a heated political arguement with a friend. It is really funny and shows the advantage of extreme old age.
Forgiveness:
The minister asked the congregation to raise their hands if they had
forgiven their enemies. About half held up their hands. He then
repeated his question.
Now about 80 percent held up their hands.He then repeated
his question. All responded, except one elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones, are you not
willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Hmmm, that is very unusual, Mrs Jones.. How old are you?"
"Ninety-three." she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a
person may not have an enemy in the world?"
The sweet little apple-cheeked thing tottered down the aisle, and said, "It was easy--I out lived those b*tches."