Here is a cute dumb blonde joke someone sent to me.....OK I resemble that remark.... anyway just for laughs!
:D
Peel and win
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win"
sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor
home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't
have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a
motor home!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads ...
WIN A BAGEL
:-()
That made me laugh - Thanks