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General => The Campfire => Topic started by: CampNfan on Sep 09, 2005, 02:49 PM

Title: Amen to that!
Post by: CampNfan on Sep 09, 2005, 02:49 PM
A minister was completing a
temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."



With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he

said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river."



Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,

let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."



 
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Post by: Kelly on Sep 09, 2005, 04:23 PM
roflmao
(I'll meet you there, Rick  ;) )
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Post by: tlhdoc on Sep 09, 2005, 04:34 PM
Great one Rick!:D
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Post by: OC Campers on Sep 09, 2005, 04:58 PM
Real Cute!!  This one had me laughing really hard.:D
 
Jacqui
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Post by: SkipP on Sep 09, 2005, 10:06 PM
I can only imagine the baptismal line!:D
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Post by: Old Goat on Sep 11, 2005, 01:10 PM
If the river was whiskey and I was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom and never come up....HIC.......
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Post by: dee106 on Sep 13, 2005, 08:39 PM
john the baptist , is now serving! opps saving!
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