1. The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly
handshake from a proctologist.
2. The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing
to lose.
3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room
for the mouse.
4. Law of Physical Displacement
Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant
5. Legal Rights
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the
privilege.
6. Law of Probable Dispersal
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
7. Law Pertaining to Divorce
Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... get a
good lawyer ...keep his house
campingcopWow Harvey....you ve got either cabin fever or WAAAYYYY too much time on your hands!! [:D][:D][:D] [;)][;)]
campingcopIf those are the laws, I ll continue to be a law abiding citizen.
campingcopHey Campingcop, do you enforce these laws?[:D]