I know it s slightly late but had to share it anyway.
Collards is green,
my dogs name is Blue
and I m so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-floppimg in the breeze.
Softer than Blue s
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain t got no scales
but I love you anyway.
Yo re as satisfy n as okry
jist a-fry n in the pan.
Yo re as fragrant as " snuff"
right out of the can.
You have some a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we re in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I m in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo re there for yore man,
to patch up life s troubles
and fix what you can.
You re as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin overhead.
You ain t mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain t nuttin I lack.
Yore complexion, it s perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin ,
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin .
Me n you s like a Moon pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine s Day;
They get it at Wal-Mart,
it s romantic that way.
Some men get roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger,
" That s impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
" Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these won t do.
Cause yor e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More usefull than diamonds......
IT S A NEW TROLL N MOTOR!!!!
Starcraft Dad[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] - Harold, you got WAAAYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands!!!!!
Good thing for us, WE don t have the " east-coast snow" - you & I would have to battle for board time!!! [;)]