Things My Mother Taught Me

[angelsmom10]

Cirlce of life......I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
 
 
Behavior modification.....Stop acting like your father
 
 
Religion.....You better pray that comes out of the carpet
 
 
Time travel.....If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
 
 
Logic.....Because I said so
 
 
Foresight.....May sure you're wearing clean underwear in case you're in an accident
 
 
Irony.....Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about
 
 
Science of osmosis......Shut your mouth and eat your supper
 
 
Contortionism.....Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck
 
 
Hyprocrisy.....If I told you once, I told you a million times - don't exaggerate
 
 
Appreciate a job well done.....If you're going to kill each other, do it outside....I just finished cleaning

[birol]

Cool list ! Thanks for posting it ! I have done preparing the food for tonight, sigh, and I am so sleepy, nice to rad refreshing stuff  :W

[B-flat]

Birol, what's for supper?  Are we having Shrimp?  Inquiring minds want to know.

[Acts 2:38 girl]

Things my mother taught me....never discuss money or our finances with her!!  

[B-flat]

Always wear clean underwear with no blowout patches when going on a trip, in case you're in an accident and have to go to the hospital. (Can anyone identify with that?  Is underwear going to be judged?):J

[jpreiser]

Always wear clean underwear with no blowout patches when going on a trip, in case you're in an accident and have to go to the hospital. (Can anyone identify with that?  Is underwear going to be judged?):J

  This cracks me up... just think you wake up from being in a coma and all the nurses and Dr's are standing around talking about the condition of your underwear...

Wow seeing that truck coming head on must have scared him pretty bad!!

[B-flat]

Hehehe.  See! I'm not the only one who was subjected to such stuff. :J

[tlhdoc]

Cirlce of life......I brought you into this world, I can take you out.

Bill Cosby is the one that tought me that expression.