Too full potty. UUGGHH!!!

[B-flat]

:book:  :screwy:   Where is that "feeling sick" little smilie when I need him?  

[Kelly]

:book:  :screwy:   Where is that "feeling sick" little smilie when I need him?  

Out emptying his own bucket?
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[NightOwl]

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  Where is that "feeling sick" little smilie when I need him?  
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Out emptying his own bucket?
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ROTFLMSAO---oops, guess I'd better be careful so I dont kick anything over or we'll have to repeat this whole ghastly scene again
 :banghead:  :swear:  

[birol]

Now that I realize Mommamia has 4 kidlets, it must have been quite a chaotic scene to do that ! You should have taken some pics of the process ! Did the kids come and watch ?  :Z  :swear:  :J

[birol]

Oh, by the way ! I declare this thread as the "THE THREAD WHICH JUST WOULDN"T DIE" therad, everyone agree ?  :yikes:  :-():-():-():-()

[SkipP]

I just licked them clean. That's good enough, right?

Um, right!:D That was good, a Most Excellent answer. Two thumbs up..... or is that two Tidy Bowls?

[B-flat]

....bad to the last drop (instead of good) comes to mind when cleaning any kind of toilet. :yikes:  Yours truly has always been appointed the honorary position of the cleaner of the great white thrones.  

[MommaMia]

Now that I realize Mommamia has 4 kidlets, it must have been quite a chaotic scene to do that ! You should have taken some pics of the process ! Did the kids come and watch ?  :Z  :swear:  :J

Actually, just three kidlets... one that you saw in the photos was rented.

None of my kids came to watch, and damned sure the SIL didn't come anywhere near the scene.  They are the ones who filled it and then came running to me, holding their noses, telling me about the "stinky, yucky, pooties in the potty, Auntie Cindy" and then hightailed it back to the pool.

[MommaMia]

Did I ever tell you about how my FIL was "helping" me pack the house in CT last August the day before the movers were to arrive.

 I was packing up the camper and brought the full, used potty in the house to empty it.  I asked FIL to bring it to the bathroom for me.  He proceeded to try to pick it up by grabbing the handle in the back  and grabbing what he thought was another lifting handle in the front.  Well, you guessed it... the two halves seperated and the flush valve handle opened and the whole thing went flying out of his hands, landed open flush valve side down and started chug-a-lugging out all over the floor!!! The contents, of course, went under the cabinets of the center island before I could skate through the lake and right the potty before it spewded forth ALL of it's lovely blue-green slop.  

Oh boy was I peeved!  I handled it very well, I might say.  I didn't scream, didn't swear, just kept reassuring myself outloud in a chant-like, muttery sort of way.... "It's ok... I've got it under control... everything's fine..... it's ok... it's ok... it's ok..."  I think I saw true fear  :yikes: in my FIL's eyes that day.  He didn't try to help clean up , and that was a GOOD thing.  Trust me.  If he had gotten one hair off his head in my way, I would have bitten it off!   :mad: (the head, not the hair)  He said one tiny little "sorry" with his shoulders shrugged and his hands outstretced, palms to the sky.   I have never seen a 6'3" guy look so tiny and innocent.  I think he thought he had just taken his last breath.  I think my MIL was just thanking God that it wasn't her that messed up! :-()

I thought I had gotten everything pretty well cleaned up.  I even managed to move the center island and get at what had run underneath.  There wasn't much there, thankfully.  I thought it was all fine, until the next day when my husband arrived from his flight from FL, walked into the house and said, "what's that funny smell?  It smells like the airplane toilet in here."  :banghead:  My FIL literally ran from the room when he heard that!  He redeemed himself when he sped off to the store to pick up some Lestoil and airfreshners!  But I don't think I'll let him live that one down for a while.

[B-flat]

We now declare MommaMia the "Queen of all Potties."  (That would be queen of the troubled potties.)    :eyecrazy:  :yikes:

[NightOwl]

We now declare MommaMia the "Queen of all Potties."  (That would be queen of the troubled potties.)    :eyecrazy:  :yikes:

Y'know, the Brits have this word they use for people who have slipped  off the thin edge of the wedge: they call them "potty"  And I begin to understand   WHY  :J