RE: On a lighter note

[bikolee]

 
If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing
 (Joe Ely)
 
 O weary me
 I m broke as a man can be
 My bills are all due, I got holes in my shoe
 Bill collectors, they won t let me sleep
 
 If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing
 I could make cash registers ring
 What a sight to behold her, she could sit on my shoulder
 And whimper in harmony
 
 If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing
 What a wonderful world it would be
 I could take her to the border and teach her how to order
 Margaritas and Fajitas Senoritas would bring
 
 The circus is coming to town
 The telephone lines are down
 While the tight rope they re stretchin , my puppy is fetchin ,
 The tin cans all scattered around...
 
 If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing
 The whole would live in peace
 Instead of them fightin , everyone would be writin
 Love letters to Senators and Police
 
 If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing
 What brave  new world it would be
 I could take her to China, on a big Jet Airliner
 And Bark in the Park  till the Freedom Bells Ring
 
 If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing
 There d be no more sorrow and grief
 I could take her to the border and teach her how to order
 Guacamole and Posole, and feel Holy and Free!

[AustinBoston]

 bikolee
oooOOOOOWWWWWwwwww
 
 Oooww OOwww OOoooowwwwwww
 
 oooOOOOOOOOOWWWWwwwwww
 
 Rufous

[bikolee]

 bikolee
An extremely shameful bump.
 
 I was hoping our new Den Mother would see this as she has a new found love for J.E.

[birol]

 bikolee
We are no accepting appilications to have your Chihuahua adapted by us.