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Peel and Win

Started by Starryart, Mar 16, 2005, 01:24 PM

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Starryart

Here is a cute dumb blonde joke someone sent to me.....OK I resemble that remark.... anyway  just for laughs!

:D

Peel and win
 
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win"
sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
 
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
 
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor
home!"
 
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't
have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a
motor home!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads ...
 


 
WIN A BAGEL
 :-()

Russinator

That made me laugh - Thanks