The new cyber zodiac???

[griffsmom]

Just for kicks and giggles, google "[your first name] needs" without the quotation marks and post the 10 best results.
 
Here are mine:
 
Lori needs our help and support now more than ever.
 
Lori needs ideas and volunteers.
 
I think Lori needs to step out into the experiences of others and use that to make an attitude change.
 
Lori needs help to make a change.
 
Lori needs to cut her mom some slack.
 
Lori needs a little hocus-pocus from dear departed Aunt.
 
LORI NEEDS CAFFEINE TO STAY AWAKE!
 
Lori needs to know what prizes we have so she can get a list together.
 
Lori needs to be aware of her own anger and how it's affecting her, so that she can be free of it.
 
On the other side, there are times I know Lori needs sex but is too busy-minded to be aware of that fact.
 

[ForestCreature]

OK, I'll play!!    :J
 
  [size=-1] Marcy's emotional needs were not met
 
  [/size][size=-1]Marcy needs to be stopped.
 
  [/size][size=-1]Marcy needs pills to take care of her muscle spasms
 
 [/size]  [size=-1]The last thing Marcy needs is another message board to read especially if it is about her.Ha!!!!
 
  [/size][size=-1]Poor Marcy still has a long way to go with her recovery
 
  [/size][size=-1]Marcy needs an organ
 
  [/size][size=-1] the last thing Marcy needs is a working man
 
  [/size][size=-1]Marcy needs to learn how to type .  (is this a quote from you, Kelly )
 
  [/size][size=-1]Marcy needs The bathroom i wonder if it's because she drank so much
 
  and my favorite one..... (which is probably due to the drinking mentioned above)
  [/size][size=-1]Marcy needs to get naked and post a pic[/size]

[vjm1639]

Vicki needs to pay the rent  (what about the mortgatge??)

Vicki needs to realize that dogs are not little people in furry costumes  (They're NOT?)
 
Vicki needs help when transferring to and from the car. (especially after sitting in traffic during rush hour)
 
Vicki needs to be in competition
 
Vicki needs to learn about "she bang" magic
 
Vicki needs boys pants, sizes 4-6 and 7-8 (She's certainly not going to fit in them!)
 
Vicki needs me in Tuscaloosa
 
Vicki needs to explain her motivations, front and center (hehehe...no way!)
 
Vicki needs treats!  (oh yeah!)
 
Vicki needs to hear from people no later than Friday

[Surfcal]

Okay Lori, here goes:
 
 1.   Agree, Ray needs more work
 2.   sequence that focuses on a scientific understanding of a ray needs to go
 3.   First, the ray needs to be extended to see where it hits the texture map
 4.   in assuring that the aides staff was responding to Ray's needs
 5.   Ray needs small blocks of memory
 6.   This also explains why Ray needs a nanny
 7.   Ray needs complete access to the commands
 8.   Ray needs to lower the cost of production
 9.   Born with severe mental retardation, Ray needs help with things
 10.  Ray needs a Mojo Hand Release

[Kelly]

Marcy needs to learn how to type . (is this a quote from you, Kelly )

Nope ~ but I can vouch for its accuracy!  lmao

I'm playing ~ too funny not to!  



KELLY NEEDS HELP!   No Comment!

Kelly needs a family where she will be an integral part of their day and where she will be a loved and cherished pet. sigh

Kelly needs no introduction. But we're going to give (her) one anyway ... ...and no sneaking out before then!

Kelly will need a 5th or better ~~ don't suppose they meant alcohol, do you?

But the truth is Kelly needs to sing her heart out on Tuesday   ~~ cuz she's busy the rest of the week

Speak out for the sake of Kelly

[griffsdad]

1. Dave needs dusting often
2.The WHO needs Dave
3. Dave needs a vacation
4. Dave needs plywood
5. Dave needs help walking through doors
6. Big Dave needs a kidney
7. Dave needs a vacation from carrying his fiancee's bags
8. Dave needs your help
9. Dave needs you to send him money
10. Dave needs to list the services he provides

[AustinBoston]

Austin needs to get back to work.
Austin needs to quit working late.
Austin needs to be more considerate
Austin needs to quit taking on other people's problems
Cure for lisdexia needs Austin
Austin needs to remember what he was doing
Austin didn't need to get stuck in traffic this morning
Austin needs more of what you have
Austin needs to get rid of some things
Nobody knows what Austin needs

[tlhdoc]

Kelly will need a 5th or better ~~ don't suppose they meant alcohol, do you?
 

Nope, it means you need 5 or more children.

[cyclone]

Jan needs a Man
Jan Needs to do your Reading
Jan needs help
Jan needs to talk to Lance
Jan needs to get at least one promotion
Jan needs to learn to speak her truth
Jan needs to start contributing
Jan needs a rest
Jan needs frequent support
Jan needs glasses,
Jan needs a breather.
Jan needs to escape the world
Jan needs dates
Jan needs a new desktop computer. $800 should cover the cost

hmmmm......I sense a recurring theme here.  Apparently what I need most is a vacation with a man.

[AustinBoston]

Apparently what I need most is a vacation with a man.

Don't be in too much of a hurry...plenty of gals will tell you they need a vacation FROM a man...PJay included. :mad:

Austin

[Nick]

1. You just provided what Mike needs, which is fish, not facts

2. Mike Needs A Date!!

3. Mike needs a good editing to clear away the clutter and realize his potential

4. Mike needs to have an extravagant garage sale that is what he needs to do

5. Boing Boing reader Mike needs your help in identifying a movie

6. Mike needs a nice general wash in the middle 2/3 of the stage

7. Mike needs your 10 bucks

8. Mike needs to be around real people

9. Mike needs between 103 and 146 g protein per day

10. Mike needs rounds, so I want him to break this guy down first and then take him

... If the fight goes 10 rounds, I will be happy because Mike needs rounds. ...

[Kelly]

Nope, it means you need 5 or more children.

Nope, it means alcohol!  

[TheViking]

Here goes,
 
1. Brian: None of my needs are being met in this conversation.
2. Brian needs food badly.
3. Brian needs to learn to paint darker.
4. Brian needs prayers to help him rid himself of anger issues that is
messing up his life.
5. Brian needs assistance
6. It makes me think that maybe Brian needs to do a Gospel CD
7. Now what Brian needs is our prayers
8. Brian needs to show what he brings to the table
9. Brian needs to communicate more effectively
10. Your brian needs upgrade
 
An extra one I found: Thought it would be relavent.
 
11. 262 Beers Bought For Brian as of September 29, 2005
 
 
There sure are alot that require prayers............

[TheViking]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelly
Kelly will need a 5th or better ~~ don't suppose they meant alcohol, do you?

 
 
Maybe it means you need a 5th Wheel trailer instead of a pop-up??