The Perfect Campground

[vjm1639]

Set WAYYYY back in the forest, on 1 small lake with 1 loon calling early morning and evening. (take your pick, the loon you camp with , or the real thing) 1Wolf supply the night time music.
No more than 1 HUGE sites facing west.
 
1site should contain:
1Large ground level firepits.
1 clean picnic table.
1trees around the camper and 1 nice sunny, sandy approach to the lake.
 
:p:D :J

 
hmmm.....I can just imagine Marcy now....  :"But officer,  i just had 1 margarita"

[AustinBoston]

hmmm.....I can just imagine Marcy now....  :"But officer,  i just had 1 margarita"

More like "But officer, I just had 1 margarita with 1 scotch on the rocks and 1 rum and coke followed by 1 sombrero..."

Austin

[ForestCreature]

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Originally Posted by vjm1639
 hmmm.....I can just imagine Marcy now....  :"But officer,  i just had 1 margarita"     [/indent]
  More like "But officer, I just had 1 margarita with 1 scotch on the rocks and 1 rum and coke followed by 1 sombrero..."

 You both forgot the  1 :-()Banshee

[mike4947]

Might I add no alcoholic neighbors.

[vjm1639]

Might I add no alcoholic neighbors.

LOL  Marcy's not an alcoholic... she only had 1!!   :yikes:

[mike4947]

an old joke that fits here:
 
We don't mind you having an "eye opener". And folks are known to have a beer with breakfast. Stopping on the way to work for a quick one certainly is within the limits, and a couple of drinks with lunch is acceptable.
A quick one on break never hurt anyone, and of course a couple on the way home to help the commute couldn't hurt, and a drink before dinner helps relax you. Wine with dinner is becoming almost manditory and of course an after dinner apperatif is nice, as well as having a nightcap before retiring.
 
BUt this sip, sip, sip all day long has got to stop.
 
 
 
You know there is a problem when your trash is 99% red cups, cans and bottles. LOL

[ForestCreature]

LOL  Marcy's not an alcoholic... she only had 1!!   :yikes:

LMAO!    :!