This is Funny

[GrizzlyTaco]

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A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the
stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk.
I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just turned on his game boy, laid it down
slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh%t?"

[mlslocks]

"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh%t?"

I've often asked some people this same question.
This is the best one yet. ?)

Lee

[Flacamper]

Funny,