Why Dogs are Mans Best Friend, Not Woman

[GrizzlyTaco]

I am sure you guys will be able to add to this one!

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them way.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


And, last but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[Dee4j]

I can't wait to camp with you again :Z  just remember ...when you least expect it...expect it...   actually we NEED to go camping soon :J

[AustinBoston]

And a few reasons why real dogs will never be woman's best friend:

1. Real dogs fart.

2. Real dogs have no problem with peeing in the woods.

3. Real dogs will pretend to listen to your troubles, but pay absolutely no attention and have no opinion.

4. Real dogs are attracted to other females.

5. Real dogs don't care what you are wearing and would just as soon you were naked.

...I'm sure there are more...

Austin

[GrizzlyTaco]

I can't wait to camp with you again :Z  just remember ...when you least expect it...expect it...   actually we NEED to go camping soon :J

I look forward to hooking up with you all again, that was fun, this time lets just hope its not so cold and rainy Dee!!!!!!

[GrizzlyTaco]

And a few reasons why real dogs will never be woman's best friend:

1. Real dogs fart.

2. Real dogs have no problem with peeing in the woods.

3. Real dogs will pretend to listen to your troubles, but pay absolutely no attention and have no opinion.

4. Real dogs are attracted to other females.

5. Real dogs don't care what you are wearing and would just as soon you were naked.

...I'm sure there are more...

Austin

Austin, now thats Funny!!
 :J