Too much time on your hands? Try this:

[cyclone]

Marcy scored lower than a dog when she was trying to do bad.  It was a rat, but I can't remember the percentage.  Ahhh...the silly things we find when surfing the net....

[griffsmom]

I goofed around and chose all the bad answers and ended up as an otter with something like 86% of people being reincarnated higher than me. I never knew otters were so bad :yikes:

[Starcraft Dad]

A Rhino.  Ugggg!!!

[brainpause]

The third in a herd of zebras here.

Larry

[Nick]

I'm a Rhino

[SkipP]

I never knew otters were so bad :yikes:

There otter be a law against that!

[wolfe59]

Horse here, only 20% will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than me.
I should remain honorable in this life, and I can expect to be rewarded in my next life.

[dean smith]

elephant here

[skamperking]

Rhino here!