camping tips

[campingcop]

2. CAMPING TIPS
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*When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic
table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.

*Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his
favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

*Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking
them over an open fire.

*When smoking a fish, never inhale.

*A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet
warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese
sticks between your toes.

*While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the
Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single
blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.

*Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter.
Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

*You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping
bag by running over it with your car

[Old Goat]

I never have lint in my navel because I  use it to put the salt in when I eat celery in bed......

[GrizzlyTaco]

I never have lint in my navel because I  use it to put the salt in when I eat celery in bed......

SICK, Old Goat :screwy: :J

[dthurk]

This all is pretty good!  Nice tips.  We have an euphonium-playing daughter, would that work?

We have taken instruments on camping trips to prepare for upcoming performances.  I've actually given a violin lesson to one of my students that DD invited to go along with us.  She was preparing for an audition, and we decided to use the time on the trip to help prepare.  Both sites on either side of us were vacant.  Would that be the reason why?  I thought that only happened to campers who would do grey water dumps on the ground.

Hey, that could become another camping tip for the list:  Ground gray water dumps will help to keep sites on either side of you empty.  Black water dumps will help keep the entire loop empty.  

And the next tip:  Hang fly ribbons from the trees to control insects and decorate your campsite.

[AustinBoston]

Painting the outline of an AR-15 or an AK-47 assault rifle on the side of your camper may cause marauding pirates to think twice before raiding your fridge.

Painting huge bears on the side might cause marauding coons to think twice before raiding your cooler.

Painting huge park rangers won't do anything, except get you arrested for assaulting a park ranger.

Austin