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Started by ThunderRock, Feb 07, 2003, 07:40 PM

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CathyAnn

Sep 28, 2003, 07:05 PM
 Dear Friends,
 It is with a heavy heart that I must pass on the following news.
 
 The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
 
 Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
 
 Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filed with turnovers.
 
 He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
 
 Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
 
 The funeral will be held tomorrow at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
 
 

ThunderRock

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Feb 07, 2003, 07:40 PM
 CathyAnn[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

birol

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Feb 07, 2003, 07:59 PM
 CathyAnn?????????????????????????????????????????????
 
 WHO POKED ROGGER THE RABBIT ?????????????

Miller Tyme

#3
Feb 07, 2003, 08:46 PM
 CathyAnnI had heard that the California Raisins were murdered.
 Police suspect a cereal killer.[:@][;)]

Camperroo

#4
Feb 07, 2003, 08:56 PM
 CathyAnnvery cute! [:)][:)][:)]    nice to laugh on a snowy evening!!

slowpez

#5
Feb 08, 2003, 11:03 AM
 CathyAnnThanks so much - even DH stopped to laugh at that one.

gnsmith

#6
Feb 08, 2003, 05:08 PM
 CathyAnnLOL [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

reallygreen

#7
Feb 09, 2003, 09:59 PM
 CathyAnnThat s a hoot!  Can t wait to send it around at work tomorrow.  (I will hear people chuckling around the office.) [:D]

4Sharps2Camp

#8
Feb 10, 2003, 01:14 PM
 CathyAnnSarah Lee tried to sing a song, but could not rise to the occassion.
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