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RE: Helpfull hints

Started by Acts 2:38 girl, Apr 18, 2003, 07:42 AM

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campingcop

 3. HELPFUL HINTS FOR LIFE
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 1. If you re bidding on a job for UPS, don t send your bid by FedEx.
 2. If your computer says, " Printer out of Paper,"  this problem cannot
 be
    resolved by continuously clicking the " OK"  button.
 3. If you want your refrigerator s ice maker to work, you need to hook
    it to a water source.  Air doesn t make good ice unless
    it is mixed with water.
 4. No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get
    heavier.
 5. A bad place to store your emergency backup diskette is on the
    underside of your desk drawer, secured by a large magnet.
 6. It s okay to use the Polaroid Land Camera on a boat.
 7. When the PC says, " Insert diskette #2,"  don t do it immediately.
    Remove disk #1 first, even if you re sure you can make them
    both fit in there.
 8. When your PC says " You have mail,"  don t go to the company mail room
    and look for a package.
 9. The French version of Netscape Navigator doesn t translate English
    language web pages into French.
 10. If you re in the armed services, and it s April 1st, and you get an
     e-mail message to call Colonel Sanders for new orders, don t.
 11. If you go to the computer store to buy a mousepad, you don t have
 to
     specify whether it s for a Windows or a Macintosh

Acts 2:38 girl

 campingcophmm...I have a friends who needs a few of these hints!  I ll have to pass it on! [:)]