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RE: Camping limericks... no one camps in Nantucket.

Started by rednekrubbrduck, Jan 09, 2003, 08:09 AM

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wiininkwe

 TrlrboyThere once was a woman in Michigan
 who wished that she d get to go fish again.
 But her boat had a hole, and she busted her pole,
 so she had to sit down and wish again.
 T
 [;)]

ShirleyT

 HoneybeeAs cousin and I were a talkin [:)]
 a skunk it did come a walkin [>:]
 over the fire I flew [:o]
 afraid of the spew [: (]
 with the skunk lookin and balkin [:@]
 
 that sure was faster to write than the story about jumpin over the campfire! [8D]

Gone-Camping

 HoneybeeYou people have spent a lot of time
 Trying to make these things ryme
 So far nothing has been vile
 Everything has brought a big smile
 Good thing bandwith hogging is not a crime

brainpause

 HoneybeeLee and Andrea had 4 younguns,
 Around the campground they had funs.
 Lee said, " Let s have a girl,"  
 and they gave it a whirl.
 Now they are having a baby named Mirl.
 
 
 Mirl Rose...hmmmm....
 
 Larry

Wayfarer

 HoneybeeThere was a young man from Nantucket,
 who s ....
 
 Nahhh, better not.  I might get " AB ed."
 
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vjm1639

 TrlrboyThis one is for gsm x2:
 
 Roses are Red
 Violets are Blue
 Some poems rhyme
 And some don t....
 
 [: (]

Trlrboy

 HoneybeeI thought this cool thread had once died;
 But it is still running, I ve spied;
 By mousing my finger;
 The thread will just linger;
 And rhyming about camping s applied.

Wayfarer

 HoneybeeThere was a young (?) man named Austin,
 legend has it he hailed from near Boston.
 Many lines he has wrote,
 but most you can t quote,
 for then your post might be lostin!
 
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TG1956

 TrlrboyThere once was a park in Nantucket
 where water was carried in a bucket
 the story is told
 the water was gold
 After one sip, he up-chucked it.

jpreiser

 HoneybeeWe were out looking for a new trailer...
 The salesman spoke like a sailer......
 when I  turning to leave he said hell this rv is hipper....
 I said no thanks I will stick with the clipper!!