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Started by birol, Aug 10, 2003, 09:24 PM

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Flacamper

Sep 28, 2003, 07:05 PM
 New Southern Survivor Show
 
 Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, UNC-TV is planning
 to do its own, entitled " Survivor: Carolina Style."
 
 The contestants will start in Charlotte, travel up to Asheville
 and on to Boone.
 
 From there they will head over to Morganton and over to High
 Point and Winston-Salem. They will then proceed down to Raleigh
 and Knightdale.
 
 Then back down through Greenville, Jacksonville, Lumberton up
 to Fayetteville, Rockingham and back over to Charlotte.
 
 Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license
 plates and large bumper stickers that read:
 
 " I m Gay,"  " I m a Vegetarian,"  " NASCAR Sucks,"  " Go Yankees,"
 " Smoking is for Idiots,"  " Hillary in 2004,"  " Deer Hunting is
 Murder,"  " Say No to Incest"  and " I m Here to Confiscate Your
 Guns!"
 
 The first one that makes it back to Charlotte alive, wins.
 
 GOOD LUCK TO ALL CONTESTANTS!
 
 

birol

#1
Aug 10, 2003, 09:24 PM
 Flacamper[:D][:D][:D][:D]

Acts 2:38 girl

#2
Aug 11, 2003, 07:51 AM
 FlacamperI can t comment - DH Mom & family is from the South!  Although Jeff Foxworthy s " You might be a Redneck"  jokes are more closer to home than you can imagine!! [;)]

aw738

#3
Aug 11, 2003, 12:05 PM
 FlacamperThey sould try that here in WV. The state that the term redneck orginated in.

jpreiser

#4
Aug 11, 2003, 11:31 PM
 Flacamper[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]    they could then win a double wide , a case of beer and all the nascar tickets they want... I am sure they would have a large turn out...  Of course no one would be able to be related so the number of contestants would be down..

birol

#5
Aug 12, 2003, 07:59 AM
 FlacamperThis thread is waiting to explode like a ticking bomb. I am not going to help it go off though ! [8D]

aw738

#6
Aug 12, 2003, 08:21 AM
 FlacamperI think Birol s right.

aw738

#7
Aug 12, 2003, 08:26 AM
 Flacamper
QuoteI can t comment - DH Mom & family is from the South! Although Jeff Foxworthy s " You might be a Redneck"  jokes are more closer to home than you can imagine!!

 That explains the picture of Firefyter-Emt crossing the log bridge.[;)] You can take the boy out of the south but you can t take the south out of the boy.

jpreiser

#8
Aug 12, 2003, 11:20 PM
 Flacamperyou can dress them up but you can t take them out...[&:]

Acts 2:38 girl

#9
Aug 13, 2003, 07:59 AM
 Flacamperand how about the famous, " I can t take you ANYWHERE!"

MommaMia

#10
Aug 13, 2003, 10:18 AM
 FlacamperHow many rednecks does it take to eat a oppossum?
 
 
 
 
 
 Three, one to eat it and two to watch for cars!!!

labontefan

#11
Aug 13, 2003, 10:43 AM
 FlacamperA redneck would not eat an oppossum--he would not know what it was.
 
 
 Howeve, a POSSUM would be a different story!!  LOL!!
 
 
 (Hey, I m not only from the South, I live in the mountains, so I guess I m a hillbilly! I m allowed to make fun of Southerners!  [;)])

MommaMia

#12
Aug 13, 2003, 02:12 PM
 labontefanOopps!!!   Sorry about that!
 
 Now that I am officially a southerner I guess I ll have to learn all the right lingo!  Does this mean now I have to go coon huntin?
 
 Y all have a great day!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 from Jax....

jpreiser

#13
Aug 13, 2003, 03:02 PM
 Flacamper
QuoteNow that I am officially a southerner I guess I ll have to learn all the right lingo! Does this mean now I have to go coon huntin?
 
 
 
  learn now to go Hog hunting and frog giggin   and you can eat for years...[:D]
 
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