Something Completely New For '04

[wiininkwe]

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Disclaimer:the combining of Ojibwe and Asian languages in a thread is in no way meant to encourage any jumping and eating, especially in restaurants.

[B-flat]

Disclaimer: I only do my own disclaimers and the above disclaimers done by the disclaimerers are not necessarily the disclaimers of this diclaimerer. :J

[NightOwl]

Disclaimer: I only do my own disclaimers and the above disclaimers done by the disclaimerers are not necessarily the disclaimers of this diclaimerer. :J

Now just a darn minute!  I started this here thread and that gives me the right to re-state  the rules of  proper  Disclaimerism in case some of you are Disclaimer Challenged.  As Nancy says, you can only make A Disclaimer  for YOURSELF, with certain rare exceptions as follows:  in LeapYears when the number of the year ends in a 7 and when LeapDay comes on  March 2, you can  disclaim  anyone you want to disclaim!   (I am sure there are people at CBS, MTV, and the NFL  who are sorry they didnt know these rules before the game on Sunday)   :eek: .  

Meanwhile,  for 2004 Al Parker really MUST try  to learn something  new, and that "something" should be To Learn To EAT An Entire GREEN VEGETABLE  (for the first time in his adult life.)  After that, he will be qualified to move  on to the demands of  TaiChi   And after he masters that, he can move on to Feng Shui. (perhaps Andi will agree to accompany him on the violin.)

Sashimi, Wasabi and Okonomiyaki  are  not allowed, however, as they are  Japanese and this is the year of the Monkey, so we have to stick to Chinese forms of  message board insanity. :J   (Unless one wants to take up the study of Japanese as "The Something New To Learn For 2004.")

Domo arigato to all  here  who have expressed an interest in learning something new for '04.. :W

[topcat7736]

Has anyone seen the "scratch your head" icon around here? :confused:  

And Diva, just remember not to stand in front of me if a veggie should somehow enter my mouth. The high velocity of them leaving has been known to kill instantly...although, maybe one of Larry's new things to learn might save your life!  

[NightOwl]

Has anyone seen the "scratch your head" icon around here? :confused:  

Hmmm, you catch on fast, Dvinya!    

And Diva, just remember not to stand in front of me if a veggie should somehow enter my mouth. The high velocity of them leaving has been known to kill instantly...although, maybe one of Larry's new things to learn might save your life!  

Thanks for the warning, Al.  This is referred to as "projectile vomiting" and is usually done by INFANTS!  :J

[B-flat]

Firefyter-EMT can attest to that as his bathroom was recently initiated...

Oh well, topcat, there is no scratch your head icon, but if you will just sign up for underwater basketweaving 101, then you will have something new to learn in 2004. :J