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Started by jpreiser, Feb 03, 2004, 08:03 AM

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jpreiser

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."


And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea .. you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...


Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!
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AND THE BEST ONE YET...


A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton

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birol

Awwwwwww, I feel so bad now, we are not that dumb :)

Good jokes  :J

wiininkwe

Ya know, I realize that there is a certain mystery to the linear way most men's minds work, but c'mon....    My DH is certainly no dummy, but when I showed him something that I got at the dollar store, and then he asked how much it cost, and I answered that I got it at the dollar store and he asked again how much it cost, well, ya gotta wonder.
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B-flat

If the DW does most of the grocery shopping, watch out when DH is sent to the store.  (You know that you scrimp, save, clip coupons and all.)  DH might blow the whole months savings in one shopping trip.:eek:

angelsmom10

Quote from: birolAwwwwwww, I feel so bad now, we are not that dumb :)
 
Good jokes :J
YOU WANNA BET............:J :J :J :J

birol

IT IS A BET ! Come on !   :D


Quote from: angelsmom10YOU WANNA BET............:J :J :J :J