The pet peeves of dogs

[griffsmom]

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• Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!
• Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
  
• Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.   Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


• Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!


• Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.


• Dog sweaters. Hello .....have you noticed the fur?


• The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


• Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back


• Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


• How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth .... You're just jealous.

[mike4947]

Thanks MOM, I've had a rotten day and you just gave me the good laugh I needed.

Lady my sheltie wants to add kerchiefs to the bows and ribbons.

[sandykayak]

what a hoot!!  I'm like.. why didn't I think of something like that:  here's
a few more:

OF COURSE, I'm going to bury this bone.  I'm a dog.

Who? Me?  Whydya leave it within reach then?

A little lower..and to the left. AAAAh...

I'm protecting our property. THAT's why I bark a lot!

[David Roder]

funny stuff, thanks!