Slaughter at our house

[MommaMia]

What a horrible, gory scene it was.... body parts scattered everywhere!  Still not sure what happened... Trying to piece the clues together......

[Martorious]

"And tonight in our top stories, from Jacksonville an incident that has become known as the Potato Soup Massacre....."

[mike4947]

Actually a lot neater than the old days. I can remember my mother finding a rotten carrot under a sofa after a session with the "head" family.

[brainpause]

That looked awful! Made even me, an experienced nurse, sick to my stomach!

[NightOwl]

Cindy, Toni and I are having to re-think our plans to visit you sometime in the near future.

Reminds me of my oldest darling daughter's favorite joke when she was growing up.

Two close friends, a carrot and a potato were trying to cross a busy highway.  Finally, after urging his friend to run with all his might,  the potato made a dash for it, followed by the carrot.  The potato crossed safely but the poor little carrot was hit by a truck.  He was rushed to the ER where doctors worked on him for hours.  The  little potato sat patiently in the waiting room hoping for good news.  Finally a doctor approached and said, "Well, through heroic efforts, we were able to save your friend, but I'm sad to report, he will be nothing but a vegetable for the rest of his life."

[MommaMia]

Cindy, Toni and I are having to re-think our plans to visit you sometime in the near future.

You mean you are coming to visit?!?!?!   When When?

[Miss-Teri]

Isn't that the first step towards a psychopathic adulthood?  Torturing innocent Potato Heads?  Oh, wait...  Maybe that's animals...

[Acts 2:38 girl]

Our little girl is only one, but already we have naked dolly's laying around!  I shutter to think of where this will lead....

[NightOwl]

Our little girl is only one, but already we have naked dolly's laying around!  I shutter to think of where this will lead....

Andi, dont worry--that's normal.  And dont be surprised later when she tries to put the doll clothes on any kittens or puppies she can get her hands on.


Cindy, if Toni and Rick get a chance to camp in Fla this winter you really MIGHT see the two of us.  (WE'll give you plenty of warning first in case you want to  flee town without leaving a forwarding address.)

[MommaMia]

(WE'll give you plenty of warning first in case you want to  flee town without leaving a forwarding address.)

No doin'!  I'll be the one in the orange vest with the orange cones lined up and road flares blazing, waving my arms in the air holding pseudo flashlights in my hands pointing you in our direction!!!

[gsm x2]

What a horrible, gory scene it was.... body parts scattered everywhere! Still not sure what happened... Trying to piece the clues together......

This looks like the work of Spuds McKenzie...he used to do this to boxes of Wheaties....a real cereal killer.
 
Scott

[birol]

Your Honor I swear I did not do it !!!!! :eyecrazy: