2004 Version of You Might Be a Redneck if...

[Tim5055]

From the Car talk website:

Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.

You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.

You have a relative living in your garage.

Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.

There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.

You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.

None of the tires on your van are the same size.

You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.

Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.

Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.

Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.

Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.

You've slow danced in the Waffle House.

Starting your car involves popping the hood.

Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.

You whistle at women in church.

You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.

You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.

You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.

[campincrew]

You might be a redneck if you have a beer or coke can used to replace a part on your exhaust system :!

------DONE IT!------

[campincrew]

You might be a redneck if your dog sits in the front seat any your wife sits in the back. :yikes:

[campincrew]

You might be a redneck if you have any shade of camo on your vehicle! :yikes:

[Miller Tyme]

You might be a redneck if you have a beer or coke can used to replace a part on your exhaust system :!
 
 ------DONE IT!------

 
 I've used baked bean cans and hose clamps to fix my exhaust many times....

[NCSunshine]

I just have to pass this one along.  On Comedy Central the other night they had four comedians, one was Bill Engell (sp? he is the "here's your sign guy), and one was Jeff Foxworthy.

Jeff got into the "You might be a redneck if" routine, and Bill jumped in with this one, "You might be a redneck if ... someone opens a can of beer at Grandma's funeral."  Well Jeff was laughing so hard and asked Bill "Happen to one of your relatives?"  Bill just shook his head yes, couldn't talk he was laughing so hard.

It was so funny.

[campincrew]

You might be a redneck if you have 2 or more of the exact same vehicle in your front yard-neither of which runs, just in case you need parts for your working vehicle. :yikes:

[Camping Coxes]

I just have to pass this one along. On Comedy Central the other night they had four comedians, one was Bill Engell (sp? he is the "here's your sign guy), and one was Jeff Foxworthy.
 
Jeff got into the "You might be a redneck if" routine, and Bill jumped in with this one, "You might be a redneck if ... someone opens a can of beer at Grandma's funeral." Well Jeff was laughing so hard and asked Bill "Happen to one of your relatives?" Bill just shook his head yes, couldn't talk he was laughing so hard.
 
It was so funny.

This is from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour movie, now available for rental at a video store near you!  It's the funniest thing you've seen in a long time.  I haven't laughed so hard in years!  Definitely worth renting.

[jpreiser]

you collect cool whip containers and use them for salad bowls,,,,,

[campincrew]

You might be a redneck if the jacket you wear to a black tie affair, has the logo of a racing sponsor on the back.

[campincrew]

SORRY GUYS!!!!!!

You might be a redneck if you spend more time wooing a deer to come near you  than you did courting your wife! :yikes:

[Firefyter-Emt]

You might be a redneck if you have 2 or more of the exact same vehicle in your front yard-neither of which runs, just in case you need parts for your working vehicle. :yikes:

Huh?? What??? Oh, nevermind...
 
(btw, that is my free K-5 Jimmy that I parted on e-bay for $2040.11  to date.. It is rustier than it looks, and the front seats feel soooo nice in my Jeep!)
 

[barbjeff]

You might be a redneck if you have a beer or coke can used to replace a part on your exhaust system :!

------DONE IT!------

Hey it wasn't a beer can...it was a Campbell's vegtable soup can....the beer can still had some left in it!

[CampNfan]

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