A Funny Joke

[GrizzlyTaco]

3 drug dealing compadres were sitting around drinking beer and talking business, when one of the compadres says to the other, "compadre, how much is 2 plus 2", the compadre says "i dont know", so the compadre says to the other, "compadre how much is 2 plus 2", The compadre answers "4" so the one compadre pulls out his gun and shoots him in the head!! The other one says "compadre, compadre what did you do that for", and the compadre answers " he knew too much   :J

[Old Goat]

One day, two young boys were argueing about whose mother has the most and best stuff..One boy says "My moma has a wooden leg".. The other boy answers "Ah shucks, that ain't noth'n, my mama has a cedar chest......

[CajunCamper]

Two cannibals are sitting around the campfire having just eaten a clown when one cannibal ask the other "Did that taste funny to you?"

[ChisholmTrail-er]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him, and finds him sitting
at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first
met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
 sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
 in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send
 you to Jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replies softly.
 
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says "I would have gotten out today."

[pershingd]

This is awful...

What do you call a fish with no eye?

fsh

Ok - everyone moan.

David

[zamboni]

Please don't get me wrong...

I enjoy jokes, and I'm happy to share mine...


Can we please get a single ("official"?) Joke Thread - if we all just post to the same one, that will make it the de-facto "standard", rather than create new ones for every joke.  I've found other forums like that, and it improves navigation a lot.

There is already an appropriately-named one that Grizzly created, called Joke of the Day -- let's all try to use the same threads for jokes - making it easy to find (for people who want), and easy to ignore (for more serious folks...)

Can we make the Joke of the Day a sticky?

[AustinBoston]

So this Air Force pilot got a chance to show his wife the inside of his fighter cockpit. Her head was swimming with all the knobs, dials, buttons, switches, and levers.

"Do you really know what all these things do?" she asked.
"I sure do." he replied.
"Then how can you claim you can't figure out how to use the washing machine?"

Austin

[GrizzlyTaco]

So this Air Force pilot got a chance to show his wife the inside of his fighter cockpit. Her head was swimming with all the knobs, dials, buttons, switches, and levers.

"Do you really know what all these things do?" she asked.
"I sure do." he replied.
"Then how can you claim you can't figure out how to use the washing machine?"

Austin

Thats Funny :J

[zimou812]

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the wife keeps staring at a drunken man swigging his gin as he
sits alone at a nearby table.
The husband asks, "Do you know him?"
"Yes," the wife said sadly, "He's my ex-husband. He took to drinking
right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear he hasn't been
sober since."
"My Goodness!" says the husband, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"