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Who's the "oldest" here??

Started by Justadad1999, Sep 09, 2007, 12:22 PM

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AustinBoston

I believe you're as young as you feel.  The calendar says I'm 47, but sometimes I feel 77.

Austin

bud121156

50 here. (and 46)

leefamfun

I'm 42.Just a baby boy when it comes to pups.Happy Birthday Wavery!Camp on Old Goat!

Old Goat

Quote from: AustinBostonI believe you're as young as you feel.  The calendar says I'm 47, but sometimes I feel 77.

Austin
If you sometimes feel like your 77 at your age, what  are you going to feel like  when you are my age?
If I had known I was going to live this long when I was younger, I would have taken better care of my self. I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was nine. I should have waited until I was at least eleven.......

JAL&JKL

DH IS "61" & I AM "57". We are not the oldest but are "getting there"!!!  :cake:
Hope we make it to 77+  :)

dandreas

Russinator... I think you have quite a way with words.  And an even better attitude!  I hope I remember those words in the many years to come.  DH and I are still fairly young at 31, although, like some of the others, our 5 year old and 2 1/2 year old twins at times make us feel like twice that!

Russinator

Thanks to everyone for the kind words.

Being older is no picnic, but it does have it's up side.

Russ

And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

My favorite!!!
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest.

backpacker3

58 and counting the days til retirement.