RE: camp fire story time! for all us shut ins

[Miller Tyme]

 dee106
...tacky lights, []in the shape of.....

[Camper Dan]

 dee106
....headlamps from a  37 packard.[]

[diggescampin]

 dee106
Or was it a  56 Buick? Which reminds me of the time I . . . .

[dee106]

 dee106
was looking up at ........

[wiininkwe]

 dee106
big round full moon, and it.....
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[topcat7736]

 dee106
..was not the one in the sky! Just smelled something cooking on the fire in the next site. Could it be.....

[ForestCreature]

 topcat7736
NO! It can t be...can it?  
 That wonderful smell TC was drooling over was the full moon in the flesh! Roasting over the fire...........warming the__________

[topcat7736]

 topcat7736
........honey coated..........

[Miller Tyme]

 topcat7736
RACOONS! What were they thinking? Isn t it bad enough there s a naked woman running loose?[]
 Well, anyway, after the racoons were grilled, the neighbors.....

[fivegonefishing]

 topcat7736
...started singing Davy Crocket...

[tlhdoc]

 topcat7736
so loud that the park ranger showed up.  He said ...

[ForestCreature]

 topcat7736
in a mild mannered voice, Folks...isn t it a little late at night to have a naked woman cooking raccoons by the fire. Would you please refrain from cooking the coons and PLEASE clothe that woman before I have to close that campfire down. If she screams CAN YOU SEE ME NOW once more tonight we will have to __________

[topcat7736]

 topcat7736
...stuff her mouth with racoon meat, attach her with a long rope to the rear of our motorboat & use her as bait to troll for........

[dee106]

 topcat7736
the cousin of .......

[tlhdoc]

 topcat7736
the Lock Ness Monster.  We have had sightings ...