RE: ~Words Women Use~ (way off topic) :)

[CathyAnn]

 
[] Sums it up pretty nicely, doncha think?  LOL
 
 WORDS WOMEN USE
 >
 > FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
 > are right and you need to shut up. Never use " fine"  to describe how a
 woman
 > looks.  This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
 >
 > FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
 > that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
 > it s an even trade.
 >
 > NOTHING - This means " something,"  and you should be on your toes.
 > " Nothing"  is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting
 to
 > turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. " Nothing"  usually
 > signifies an argument that will last " Five Minutes"  and end with the word
 > " Fine."
 >
 > GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in
 a
 > woman getting upset over  " Nothing,"  and will end with the word " Fine."
 >
 > GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) - This means " I give up"  or " do what you want
 > because I don t care" . " You will get a " Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead"  in just a
 > few minutes, followed by " Nothing"  and " Fine,"  and she will talk to you in
 > about " Five Minutes"  when she cools off.
 >
 > LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement
 often
 > misunderstood by men. A " Loud Sigh"  means she thinks you are an idiot at
 > that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
 > arguing with you over " Nothing."
 >
 > SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. " Soft Sighs"
 mean
 > that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
 > stay content.
 >
 > THAT S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
 can
 > make to a man. " That s Okay"  means that she wants to think long and hard
 > before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. That s Okay"
 > is often used with the word " Fine"  and in conjunction with a " Raised
 > Eyebrow
 > Go Ahead."  At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some
 > mighty big trouble.
 >
 > PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you
 > the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
 > whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth,
 > so be careful and you shouldn t get a " That s Okay."
 >
 > THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you re welcome.
 >
 > THANKS A LOT - This is much different from " Thanks."  A woman will say,
 > " Thanks A Lot"  when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
 > have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the " Loud
 > Sigh."  Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the " Loud Sigh,"  as she
 > will only tell you " Nothing.
 >
 > Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can
 > avoid if they remember the terminology.
 > And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!!
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 CathyAnn
WOW!!!!
 
 I just read this and realized that I have figured out the last 10 years of conversations with my wife!!!!!
 
 I feel very enlightened now....
 
 Uh oh.. She just looked at me and " Loud Sighed" ....  Oh no...  []

[Miller Tyme]

 CathyAnn
Linda laughed her %%s off when she heard this. I think I m in trouble.[]
 I ve been hearing those expressions for years. Thanks for the translations![][8D]

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 CathyAnn
[][][][][][][] - Thanks!!!!  LOL!!!! []
 I KNEW there were " other"  words for " what-ever" !!!!!!!