RE: It s a Male Thing

[Ab Diver]

 gsm x2
(GSMX2)/2, thanks for the welcome back. The leg got better, and I started walking on the beach to help the calf stretch out and pull it s share of the load. That developed into a fast walk, and that grew into jogging. Now the thighs are telling me they ain t 18 anymore, and that they want no more of this crap. I can see it s gunna be a war of willpower.[] As for Bush Gardens... well, I d gladly, proudly, and immediately go if they d take me. I will never forget 9/11. Preventing another such day is a high priority.
 
 Meanwhile, back at the ranch.... Hey guys, I found some new lazy-boy recliners a home furnishing store was gunna throw out, something about their " not being in style"  anymore. Heck, every guy know comfort s more important than style any day![] So I brought half a dozen of them home in the " 21-six"  (my truck). I think they ll look good right in front of our *male thing* wide screen tv. Anybody up for some episodes of " The Man Show" ? []
 
 Hey, Moose-- pass the peanuts, willya?

[oldmoose]

 gsm x2
Boy, did I laugh at the name FART. While not politically correct, it ll sure get a laugh.
 
 Ab Diver thanks for the chairs. They re real comfortable. I m not into chairs looking like cows, but they ll go with the cheese commercials. I guess that means they re happy, contented chairs.
 
 Here s the peanuts.
 Moose

[otter]

 gsm x2
>>>>>>note pinned to the  door of the  boys  room:<<<<<<<
 
 To AB Diver:
  I tried to answer this in the SLO thread, but the Rob Nin of NNC had closed it out already:  You thought you might be the first NNCer to be kicked out for non attendence..
 Bylaw #324 says you have to meet someone before you can kick them out.  I know you are safe with my vote, and probably with many more. []
 
 And To Ray: (after seeing our  civilwar pix: )
 You are a nut![&:][&:]

[Ab Diver]

 gsm x2

Bylaw #324 says you have to meet someone before you can kick them out. I know you are safe with my vote, and probably with many more.  
 

 Actually, as an NNC " plank owner"  from Bodega bay, it s like being one of the original Thirteen Colonies: the movement grows, the horizon broadens, and a nation evolves out of anarchy. Guess that s why the Western States have never kicked out New Joisey. []

[otter]

 Ab Diver

Actually, as an NNC " plank owner"  from Bodega bay, it s like being one of the original Thirteen Colonies: the movement grows, the horizon broadens, and a nation evolves out of anarchy. Guess that s why the Western States have never kicked out New

 Plank holder , smank holder.  I m from Rho  D Islan and we kicked out new Jeoisey ages ago.

[Ab Diver]

 gsm x2
Whoa, tough crowd. Touche, Otter! (Gotta love a lady with spirit.)
 

[oldmoose]

 gsm x2
Hey guys, tomorrow it s Easter. We re supposed to be barbquing for the girls and I forgot. I ve got the propane and the tritip but I need help on the other items. I ve already filled up the recyle bin with bottles and empty boxes. I need help cleaning up and getting the salads, drinks, plates and all. I ve got a room refeshener so the place will smell better. We ve got to get with it or we ll be shot.

[Ab Diver]

 gsm x2
I m doing my share, Bill. I swept up the old sawdust that soaked up all the spilt beer from last night, and spread some nice-smelling new Pine sawdust around. Emptied the spittoon, and refilled the cooler with ice for margaritas. I covered the recliners with clean sheets so they don t look like cows anymore (they also hide the salsa and dip stains). Since you re doing the tri-tip, I ll whip up some abalone poppers for snacks. Anybody care if we have white corn, or yellow? Are we gunna use the regular plastiware, or should I break out the " good"  plastiware? Now if someone would just open the windows and turn the fan on, we can clear the cigar smoke out of here...

[Cottonwooder]

 oldmoose
::::peeking in from the door because I still don t dare step inside::::  Oh my gosh, are you actually going to let us in here?  Can we bring anything?
 

[otter]

 oldmoose

I ve got the propane and the tritip but I need help on the other items. I ve already filled up the recyle bin with

..not that I want to help prepare this party...but I think if it is tri tip to be BBQed you need only ask CWB and Surf Cal and they will  handle" [8D] it.
 
 
 What itime is the party?
 Good luck , I got a babysitter for Lon and Sadie and am ready anythime.[8D]

[griffsmom]

 gsm x2
Hey guys!  It s awfully quiet in here for a party to be going on, and I know it s not because we HaHa s are a gentile lot or any sort of rubbish like that.  So where is everyone?  
 
 Uh oh.  Did Larry_Buff and Surfcough eat all the tri-tip and drive everyone out to Mimi s?  []

[Cottonwooder]

 griffsmom

and I know it s not because we HaHa s are a gentile lot

 Perhaps we re all Jewish?  Certainly not genteel.  [8D][][8D]   ::::ducking::::

[griffsmom]

 Cottonwooder

 

ORIGINAL:  Cottonwooder
 
 

and I know it s not because we HaHa s are a gentile lot

 Perhaps we re all Jewish?  Certainly not genteel.  [8D][][8D]   ::::ducking::::
 

 ROTFLMHO at myself!  <sounds of static> Dr. Freud...paging Dr. Freud...<sounds of static>
 

[otter]

 gsm x2
Yah  yah!. (static:)  (hissing)
  Douctoor Fruuuedd Heerr!..
 sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
 Vhat can I do fo yooou  genteel fooks?
 
 Stood up for a paartee ,are we?
 
 static:::::hissss
 " Oh,  I see" .  
 
 Tri tip is all gown, and no one in sight.  
 Vhat a sign.  
 I thiinkss vese mens are afraid of vou vonderful ladies.
 
 $150, pleeeese.

[Cottonwooder]

 otter
Well, gals, it looks like we ve been stood up.  Was it because we re Jewish?  Or Gentiles?  Or gentle genteels?  Whatever the reason, it won t be good enough.  Harumph again!