RE: Delta Rally - Snug Harbor - March 21 - 23

6Quigs · Mar 11, 2003, 01:08 PM

Civil_War_Buff

QuoteWHO IS RALPH??

Ouch!!!!

CWB, jealous of all the attention Neff is getting on the size of his mouth,
decides to show everyone, he is capable of putting his Civil War Army Issue Boot in his mouth[

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Look,
Here s a picture you took of Ralph!!!
http://community.webshots.com/photo/64673898/64674632nJfXHl

Red neff Barchetta · Mar 11, 2003, 06:16 PM

Civil_War_BuffWelcome aboard Ralph! I also remember you.
Larry - LOL! You and Ralph stood around looking at his heater on his Coleman Caravan trying to appear like you guys actually knew something about heaters.

g-whiz · Mar 11, 2003, 08:09 PM

Cottonwooder

QuoteORIGINAL: Cottonwooder

TOS, I have no idea what your job is. What exactly is it that you do which requires this fascination with tides and boat noise levels and heaven only knows what else!?!??

Seriously?

Cottonwooder · Mar 11, 2003, 08:17 PM

g-whiz

QuoteSeriously?

Enquiring minds want to know.

g-whiz · Mar 11, 2003, 08:38 PM

Cottonwooder

QuoteORIGINAL: Cottonwooder

QuoteSeriously?

Enquiring minds want to know.

He s the Harbor Master/Operation s Manager for the Ventura Port District. He s been there for 24 plus years. That to me is WAY too long to be anywhere.

Civil_War_Buff · Mar 11, 2003, 08:44 PM

g-whiz

QuoteORIGINAL: g-whiz

He s the Harbor Master/Operation s Manager for the Ventura Port District. He s been there for 24 plus years. That to me is WAY too long to be anywhere.

Seriously, what does TOS really DO? What would a 24yr. HarboUr Master say he does if asked by CNN? Besides date at the office that is...[

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Civil_War_Buff · Mar 11, 2003, 08:46 PM

Civil_War_BuffOhhh Crappppola!! Sorry ~Patricia~ that was twice today that I did this....please don t hurt me...under this rough and tough looking exterior is a real softie....(no viagra jokes please).

Civil_War_Buff · Mar 11, 2003, 08:49 PM

Civil_War_BuffTo all of the meanies on page 10 (KEVIN, and JEFF), I want to say that I remember Ralph as though he were my long lost brother, but I was flashing back on when he first joined us and there were about a dozen inquiries asking WHO S Ralph ? was so in effect, I was making a joke! Albeit not a very good one apparently!!

La, La, Laaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

g-whiz · Mar 11, 2003, 09:11 PM

Civil_War_Buff

QuoteORIGINAL: Civil_War_Buff

QuoteORIGINAL: g-whiz

He s the Harbor Master/Operation s Manager for the Ventura Port District. He s been there for 24 plus years. That to me is WAY too long to be anywhere.

Seriously, what does TOS really DO? What would a 24yr. HarboUr Master say he does if asked by CNN? Besides date at the office that is...[]

DO??? I know he reads the posts, goes out on the boat, eats lunch at The Greek, drives around on the beach in the truck where all the girls are in bikinis, rides the jet ski, goes to conference at fancy resorts always with an ocean view, sits quietly and contemplates life as he gazes out his office window that overlooks the Harbor and takes Timmy to dinner on Valentine s day. Other than that... I haven t a clue!

g-whiz · Mar 11, 2003, 09:14 PM

Civil_War_Buff

QuoteORIGINAL: Civil_War_Buff

Ohhh Crappppola!! Sorry ~Patricia~ that was twice today that I did this....please don t hurt me...under this rough and tough looking exterior is a real softie....(no viagra jokes please).

CWB, get a grip! Stand up to her and go for it! I did it over there on some other board that I don t know the name of and I m here to tell about it. And we live in the same town!

Cottonwooder · Mar 11, 2003, 09:49 PM

g-whiz

QuoteCWB, get a grip! Stand up to her and go for it! I did it over there on some other board that I don t know the name of and I m here to tell about it. And we live in the same town!

Shhh, Larry-Buff, what Ms. G doesn t know is that I ll be over there in the middle of the night TPing her house. Just don t tell her. [

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BTW, I like your style of humility, couched with proper language of supplication. Rise, my friend, and flip on. [8D]

gsm x2 · Mar 11, 2003, 10:10 PM

Cottonwooder

QuoteTOS, I have no idea what your job is. What exactly is it that you do which requires this fascination with tides and boat noise levels and heaven only knows what else!?!??

One of the single guys used to use this line, " I drive a rescue boat for a living." For a one-line summary, that would be a good summary.

QuoteHow about water depth, or what the sea floor is made of...topography...I guess...I took an oceanography class about 20 years ago, but that is all I remember....

Sorry Holly..not close

QuoteCould it be the season?

Surfcal---good guess, but not right.

QuoteThat would have to be the centrifugal force of the earth spinning.

Oh Kevin---so close, and since no one else is trying to answer, I ll give you a bonus point and open the beverage of you choice for you.

The exact answer is centripetal force--which is the force caused by the earth traveling around the sun in a circle--the ball on a string trick. Here is the odd fact. Centripetal force has a greater effect than the gravitational pull of the sun, which is why there are higher tides during FULL MOONS, when the moon and sun are on opposite sides of the earth, than during NEW MOONS when the sun and moon are pulling together.

gsm x2

g-whiz · Mar 11, 2003, 10:16 PM

Cottonwooder

QuoteORIGINAL: Cottonwooder

Shhh, Larry-Buff, what Ms. G doesn t know is that I ll be over there in the middle of the night TPing her house. Just don t tell her. []

BTW, I like your style of humility, couched with proper language of supplication. Rise, my friend, and flip on. [8D]

She s probably on her way over right now as she hasn t posted in more than five minutes. Batten the down the hatches; all men to their posts!

Surfcal · Mar 11, 2003, 11:05 PM

Civil_War_BuffSammyslave:

Come on and post. We need you pal!

Cottonwooder

Surfcal · Mar 11, 2003, 11:06 PM

Civil_War_BuffSammyslave:

Come on and post. We need you pal!

Surfcal

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