RE: Smile.... It s Monday

[Dayton Dave]

 
Ode to Spellchecker
 
 Eye halve a spelling checker
 It came with my pea sea
 It plainly marks four my revue
 Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
 
 Eye strike a key and type a word
 And weight four it two say
 Weather eye am wrong oar write
 It shows me strait a weigh.
 
 As soon as a mist ache is maid
 It nose bee fore two long
 And eye can put the error rite
 Its rare lea ever wrong.
 
 Eye have run this poem threw it
 I am shore your pleased two no
 Its letter perfect awl the weigh
 My checker tolled me sew
 
 

[AustinBoston]

 Dayton Dave
Twas midnight on the ocean,
 Not a streetcar was in sight!
 The sun was shining brightly,
 For it rained all day that night.
 
  Twas a summer s day in winter,
 And snow was raining fast!
 As a barefoot boy with shoes on
 Stood sitting in the grass.
 
  - (author unknown)
 
 Austin