RE: Things You Say At Work?

[springer02]

 
I read a post about what you d like to say at work and got to thinking about what I say at work every day.  Keep in mind that I m an Instructional Assistant (aid) in a public school kindergarten classroom with 23 little darlings.  My list includes:
 
 " I can only do one thing at a time."   Actually I can do about 5 but let s not tell them!
 
 " I only have two hands."
 
 " Look at me with your eyes."
 
  Keep your hands to yourself."
 
 " If you go any slower you d be going backwards."
 
 " Point to (whatever) so I know you re with me."
 
 " What did I just say?"
 
 How  bout everyone else?  What do you find yourself repeating over and over and over?  At home or work?
 
 Tena
 
 Only 30 more days of school!  Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 

[Turn Key]

 springer02
Oh, boy!  I say most of those things (maybe in different ways) and I m NOT a teacher[&:].

[rednekrubbrduck]

 springer02
What I say at work u cann t gennerally print in a family enviroment.

[cruiserpop]

 springer02
[: (]I me in Customer Service, soI m into all the regular Shitk,
 The commom phrases are helping disgruntled folks past the sorry but...
 " I ll see what I can do to expedite that"  (and really do)
 " My Supervisor is/is not in. his her number is... I ll connect you directly)
 

[campingboaters]

 springer02
I get paid the same if I do one thing ten times or ten things once -- my response to those who can t make up their mind or just don t plan ahead/think.
 
 Then at lunch:
 Bacon makes it better.[8D]
 It s not a meal (for me) unless something dies.  []

[fivegonefishing]

 springer02

 

ORIGINAL:  springer02
 
 
 Only 30 more days of school!  Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 

 
 Hmmm, up here, the kids have to go to school until the first week in July[&:] However, they don t have to go back until the first week in September[]

[Acts 2:38 girl]

 springer02
Since I work at home, my most common sayings seem to be :
 
  - I only have two hands today, the others aren t here right now!!
  - go brush yoiur teeth
  - where are the bandaides?
  - where are your socks?
  - go brush your teeth
  - why are you in the dog s house?
  - don t feed the fish anymore!!
  - go brush your teeth
 
 and the most memorable thing that I had to stop and ask myself , " did I just say that?"   was
 
 "  Who put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the fish tank?"   [&:]
 
 I love being a Mom!!!  [][]    (now, go brush your teeth!)
 

[NCSunshine]

 springer02
As a stay at home Mom, my sayings are
 
 -brush your hair
 -get dressed
 -don t hit your sister
 -stop that
 -pick up the toys
 -do your homework(to many times to count)
 -go to sleep NOW(until the four yr old finally gives out)
 
 Then I m exhausted[]

[MommaMia]

 springer02
Stay at home mom.
 
 Did you brush your hair yet?
 
 What did you brush your hair with?... a toothpick?!?!
 
 Leave (him, her, the dog, the cat, it) alone.
 
 Stop that!
 
 Noah Douglas...
 
 Zoe Olivia...
 
 Lea Corrin Hokansson... (for some reason, Lea is the only one that gets the last name added?!?!)
 
 In a minute.
 
 I know I said in a minute....
 
 It s in the basket in front of the dryer.
 
 Put the (bug, newt, salamander, frog, worm, etc) back outside.
 
 Where are you?
 
 What are you doing?
 
 Why did you do that?
 
 Did you hear what I said?
 
 I don t know.
 
 I don t know.
 
 no.
 
 No.
 
 No!
 
 No!!!
 
 Give me a kiss.
 
 I need a hug.
 
 Get over here so I can smooch you.
 
 And the one I say more than all others....
 
 I love you sooo much!  More than anything in the whole world!
 (And I truly do say this to all three of my kids more than anything else I say!)
 
 
 
 
 

[MommaMia]

 springer02
BK... before kids... I worked as a dental assistant.  While in the office, I said this at least 10 times a day:
 
 " I wish I was at home instead of at work!"

[Horscampr]

 springer02
This is a cute thread[]....
 
 Ok....Uh....things I say at work....
 
 " You want me to do what??"
 
 " You ve got to be kidding."
 
 " Thats just another one of those great mysteries of the lab."
 (acutally I started saying this one after I heard my supervisor/boss mutter it about a dozen times a day).
 
 " Oh...sh*t...."  (this one is often muttered quietly to myself at least once per day).
 
 and my favorite.....
 
 " If it doesn t get done today........well........tomarrow s another day...(BIG GRIN)"
 (I also " borrowed"  this phrase from my boss).
 
 
 and......" I REALLY love my job."  (sometimes its the truth, and sometimes not[])

[Miller Tyme]

 springer02
Let s see.....
 
 " Who the @*%# designed this house?"  (I m in construction)
 " Leave me alone, I m on a break."
 " Who the @*%# built this house?"
 " Only two more days till the weekend!"
 " I m going camping this weekend" (this gets said about 10 times a day everyday until I do)
 And my favorite-" I m outta here!" [8D][]

[bncampin2]

 springer02

 Supervisor working in a large Medical Clinic:
    Just a few:
 
    How many called in sick today??
    We can work you in if you don t mind waiting.
    This has to go in your behind.
    Hope ya get to feelin better.
    Is it Full Moon?

[Chez Way]

 springer02
Entertainment Law Paralegal:
 
 I love my job!
 
 I ll fax, email, messenger and/or Fed Ex it to you this afternoon.
 
 The client needs to be paid.
 
 I ll move that project over to the " high priority"  stack.
 
 I have 25 other projects that need attention.
 
 It s pilot season.
 
 It s staffing season.
 
 That s what I m here for.
 
 DH--I m running a little late tonight.
 
 Is it time for a raise yet?
 
 Are we having fun yet?
 
 Is it Friday yet?
 
 I m going camping this weekend!!!