RE: Camping limericks... no one camps in Nantucket.

[Trlrboy]

 
There once was a man from Lake Chowtins,
 Whose sink spouted water like fountains,
 He climbed in his popup,
 And found the big stop up,
 Now he s happy and camped in the mountains.
 
 OK, there s mine.  Got one?

[rednekrubbrduck]

 Trlrboy
I remember a few from my HS days in upstate NY, done by a comedian named Dr. Dirty, but cann t put them on here for obvious reasons.  []  Your s is cute.

[AustinBoston]

 Trlrboy
There once was a poster named Austin,  
 Who lived somewhere just south of Boston.
 His posts were quite long,
 And sometimes were wrong.
 But that s not why the boards are now costin .
 
 I hope.
 
 Austin

[cooncreekers]

 Trlrboy
There once was a gal from Decatur
 whose camping times always came " later"
 She stood at the gate
 on her Heavenly date
 reservations made by her Creator  []

[lkw]

 Trlrboy
Ha, I haven t thought of/used this in about 40 years or so(thanks for the thread)...
 
 There once was a kid on a bus
 who walked in with a face of disgust
 he walked strait to the back
 Sat down on a tac
 and flew out of the bus with a fuss

[rednekrubbrduck]

 Trlrboy
There once was a rednek named Duck
 Who had a camper and a truck
 he married a Kitty
 who sure was pretty
 and she had a boat, oh what luck.
 
 I know..pretty lame..but the other one that rhymes with luck, and duck,  would get me banished.  []  This is honor of my sweety who s s/n..and CB handle is KCQTKitty (CatsMeow)

[Turn Key]

 cooncreekers
" cooncreekers "  got my vote for " best" , so far.

[rednekrubbrduck]

 Trlrboy
and one time..in band camp...

[greyhounds4me]

 Trlrboy
[font=" Comic Sans MS" ]There once was a girl with a dog
 who liked to camp high on the hog
 she bought her own camper
 just so she could pamper
 her 2 year old bump on a log[/font]

[wiininkwe]

 Trlrboy
No one camps in Nantucket,
 Cuz gray water can t go in a bucket.
 ya must have a tote
 or a ticket ll get wrote
 and the ground all around will be mucket.
 T
 []

[bikolee]

 wiininkwe

and the ground all around will be mucket.

 Yucket[: (]

[gsm x2]

 Trlrboy
After many a night in a tent,
 waking up cold, wet and bent,
 we got us a popup
 and now when we wake up,
 We say, " Oh that was just heaven sent."
 
 gsm x2

[gsm x2]

 Trlrboy
From Pop-Up Urban Legand
 
 The couple pulled into their site
 And scurring in even though it s not night
 Into the bunk they did climb
 Then rolled out like two dimes
 Seems their stabilizers were not down right.
 
 gsm x2

[gsm x2]

 Trlrboy

ORIGINAL: Jeffrey
 
 There once was a man with a PopUp
 He saved his time off for camp?n
 His DW dreamed of Koala
 She always wasted their time,
 And all he wanted to do was go PopUp
 
 But he followed signs the Dealer
 The man and dreamin DW
 As he said to the man
 She is looking for a Can,
 But for the Tin Can, Let her Tow it

 A Limerick has five lines and two rhymes
 They read that way time after time
 What we have up above
 Is for all those who love
 ee cummings and other free verse poets
 
 gsm x2

[CJnRae]

 Trlrboy
There once was a camper named Rae
 who dreamed of camping both night and day
 Her dear hubbie was fine with it
 However he gave it a limit
 no camping in winter they go.
 
 [8D][8D]
 
 Couldn t let Goose have all the fun![]