RE: When I m an old lady and live with my kids....

[Dayton Dave]

 
When I m an old lady, I ll live with each kid,
 And bring so much happiness... just as they did.
 I want to pay back all the joy they ve provided,
 Returning each deed. Oh, they ll be so excited!
 (When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
 
 I ll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
 And bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
 I ll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
 I ll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they ll shout!
 (When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
 
 When they re on the phone and just out of reach,
 I ll get into things like sugar and bleach,
 Oh, they ll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
 And when that is done I ll hide under the bed!
 (When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
 
 When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
 I ll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.
 I ll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
 And when they get angry I ll run... if I m able!
 (When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
 
 I ll sit close to the TV, through the channels I ll click,
 I ll cross both my eyes just to see if they stick.
 I ll take off my socks and throw one away,
 And play in the mud  til the end of the day!
 (When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
 
 And later in bed, I ll lay back and sigh,
 I ll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
 My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
 And say with a groan. " She s so sweet . when she s sleeping!"  (When I m an old lady and live with my kids)
 

[Jeffrey]

 Dayton Dave
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[birol]

 Dayton Dave
no comment .......
 
 I hereby declare that I want to get old, very old, but not turn into a lady. I wanna be an old grumpy funny great grandpa of 5 !

[NCSunshine]

 Dayton Dave
You just described my kids to a tee.  But remember, what comes around goes around.  I wonder what I did to deserve this[]
 
 Not enough money in the world for anyone to try and buy one though.[]

[tlhdoc]

 Dayton Dave
It is the parents curse.  Parents tell their kids " when you grow up I hope you have kids just like you" .  Then the kids grow up and the curse is repeated.[]

[birol]

 tlhdoc

 

ORIGINAL:  tlhdoc
 
 It is the parents curse.  Parents tell their kids " when you grow up I hope you have kids just like you" .  Then the kids grow up and the curse is repeated.[]
 

I bite my tongue trying nto to tell that to my kids ...... I hard it often enough from my mom []

[Jo Ann]

 Dayton Dave
i always told my kids.... " if yinz ever get kidnapped, they would pay me to take you back after 15 minutes."   then they would get mad at me stomp off to their rooms. (once i find something that works i stick with it)

[Jo Ann]

 Dayton Dave
i am gonna use this as a template for when i get older and loosing my head, many years from now...

[angelsmom10]

 Dayton Dave
I can t wait -- paybacks[][]

[birol]

 Dayton Dave
The thing is, these days my kids are pretty good ...... So I can wish them to have children like themselves  Well, like 1 second of their daily behaviour had to be sampled to enable me to say this []

[jpreiser]

 Dayton Dave
just remember you kids are the ones who will pick out your nursing home!![&:]

[birol]

 Dayton Dave
We will die in our RV together with my DW ..... No nursing home for us ....[&:]

[angelsmom10]

 birol

 

ORIGINAL:  birol
 
 We will die in our RV together with my DW ..... No nursing home for us ....[&:]
 

 
 Boy, you don t even have you PU yet, and you re already planning on the RV[]

[birol]

 angelsmom10
We have a saying ... people who can not even dream do not deserve to get anything at all. []
 
 
 
 And My 1,300 Post []

[angelsmom10]

 birol

 

ORIGINAL:  birol
 
 We have a saying ... people who can not even dream do not deserve to get anything at all. []
 
 
 
 And My 1,300 Post []
 

 But, I never heard of being 2 dreams ahead of yourself.
 
 
 Also, congrats on your 1300th post