RE: Nick-Neff-Cough website (Northern California)

[Surfcal]

 Civil_War_Buff
Civil_War_Buff:
 
 So you always hear about dissatisfied employees as disgruntled.  Does that mean that those who are satisfied are just " gruntled?"   Huh?
 
 Surfcal
 
 
 
 

[Civil_War_Buff]

 Surfcal

 

ORIGINAL:  Surfcal
 
 Civil_War_Buff:
 
 So you always hear about dissatisfied employees as disgruntled.  Does that mean that those who are satisfied are just " gruntled?"   Huh?
 
 Surfcal
 
 
 
 
 

 Or maybe just " Grunted" ?  I was going to work on my yard today, but my lawnmower was out-of-whack, how can I tell when it s back IN whack? Any help?
 
 Do they sell " whack"  at Sears?
 
 

[Surfcal]

 Civil_War_Buff
When a plane almost hits something, why is it a " near-miss?"   Shouldn t it be a near hit?
 
 Uh, I don t understand?
 
 Surfcal

[Surfcal]

 Civil_War_Buff
A SNAFU, the acronym for...
 
 Systems Normal All F*cked Up.
 
 Surfcal

[Surfcal]

 Civil_War_Buff
And have you ever wondered why...
 
 It s a group of fish, it s a school.
 When it s a flock of geese, it s a gaggle.
 And a lot of monkeys, it s called a troop.
 Multiple thieves, it s a band!
 
 Just wondering...
 
 Surfcal

[Civil_War_Buff]

 Surfcal

 

ORIGINAL:  Surfcal
 
 And have you ever wondered why...
 
 It s a group of fish, it s a school.
 When it s a flock of geese, it s a gaggle.
 And a lot of monkeys, it s called a troop.
 Multiple thieves, it s a band!
 
 Just wondering...
 
 Surfcal
 

 Nope! Not really, but.......
 
 I have wondered why Catfish don t have kittens, and why Bird-dogs don t fly!???
 

[The Memory Maker]

 Civil_War_Buff

ORIGINAL:  Civil_War_Buff
 

ORIGINAL:  Surfcal
 And have you ever wondered why...
 It s a group of fish, it s a school.
 When it s a flock of geese, it s a gaggle.
 And a lot of monkeys, it s called a troop.
 Multiple thieves, it s a band!
 Just wondering...
 Surfcal
 

Nope! Not really, but.......
 I have wondered why Catfish don t have kittens, and why Bird-dogs don t fly!???
 

I don t really care about all that, but...
 why is it called ovaltine when the top is round?- shouldn t it be called roundtine?
 =:o))

[otter]

 Civil_War_Buff
If they can put one man on moon; why they can t put  them all there?
 
 Just a thought I have wondered about.

[gsm x2]

 Civil_War_Buff
Why do they put a switch to turn off the refrigerator light?  Why not leave the light on all the time so the milk can flirt with the cheese?
 
 gsm x2

[Surfcal]

 Civil_War_Buff
Here s one Origynal Scott...
 
 Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteriods called asteroids.
 
 Shouldn t it be the other way around?
 
 Surfcal

[Civil_War_Buff]

 Surfcal

 

ORIGINAL:  Surfcal
 
 Here s one Origynal Scott...
 
 Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteriods called asteroids.
 
 Shouldn t it be the other way around?
 
 Surfcal
 

 
 And speaking of hemorroids,  did you realize that Startrek is like toilet paper?  The both go to Uranus and fight Klingons!!
 
 Another thing, have you ever noticed that when ducks fly in formtion, one " leg"  of the V is longer than than the other?  Do you know why?
 
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 It
 
 
 
 is
 
 
 
 because
 
 
 there
 
 
 are  
 
 
 more
 
 
 
 ducks
 
 
 
 
 on
 
 
 
 one
 
 
 
 
 side!
 
 
 
 
 
 HA!!!

[Cottonwooder]

 griffsmom

Hey Patricia! Long time no chat!! Hope all is well with you, Mike and the girls.  I was just surfing (and chuckling) around NNC s site and saw your family s picture! I m guessing by the leis that it was taken at the Casitas rally? We ve got another socal rally scheduled the beginning of May out in Temecula

 Hi Lori, I can finally reply to your message.  Glad you found NNC.  Our Southern group doesn t seem to have the chemistry our Northern neighbors do (not that that s a bad thing, dontcha know), but I m happy to play here.
 
 Yup, the picture was taken at Casitas during Sunday morning before we all left. Unfortunately, we won t be going to Temecula as it s more of a drive than we care for -- and that s before gas started costing an arm and a leg! It s the same reason we won t go to the Gold Rush Rally, not that Sacto is believing a word of it.  We just don t like to travel far.
 
 You going to be hanging around here for awhile?  I see you re a " Rookie"  on Surfcal s list.  []

[Cottonwooder]

 Surfcal

It s a group of fish, it s a school.
 When it s a flock of geese, it s a gaggle.
 And a lot of monkeys, it s called a troop.
 Multiple thieves, it s a band!
 Just wondering...

 Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
 Why is it called " rush hour"  when nobody s moving?
 And why, oh why, are there instructions in braille at some drive-through windows??? [&:]
 
 (Gs, have you seen the braille at the Wells Fargo drive through on Mills Road?)
 

[gsm x2]

 Cottonwooder

(Gs, have you seen the braille at the Wells Fargo drive through on Mills Road?)

 No, but they have them at the BofA on Telephone.
 
 Conversely, why aren t the " No Dogs except Guide dogs"  signs in grocery stores IN BRAILLE.
 
 If you walked into an Army Recruiters office with No Shirt and No Shoes, would you get No Service?
 
 gsm x2

[SactoCampers]

 Civil_War_Buff

 

It s the same reason we won t go to the Gold Rush Rally, not that Sacto is believing a word of it. We just don t like to travel far.

 Oh you re coming. You just don t know it yet.