RE: BLONDES...GOTTA LOVEM

[birol]

 Dayton Dave

 

ORIGINAL:  Dayton Dave
 
 Seven Degrees of a Blonde.....
 
 
 

 Dave, there gotta be blondes here, you are about to get it [8D][8D][8D]

[vjm1639]

 Flacamper
My father started telling me a blonde joke once, and I said, " Hey...remember, I M BLONDE!!"   His reply???...  " oh yeah, I ll tell it slow then...."

[B-flat]

 Flacamper
There was once a tour bus with 2 levels.  All the blonds were on the upper level.  Meanwhile, everyone on the lower level was partying, laughing, joking and having a great time until someone noticed that all was really too, too quiet with the blonds and went to investigate.  He noticed they were all sitting there with mouths open and white knuckled holding onto their seats and not saying a word.  He asked why they were looking so scared while everyone else below was having a ball.  One blond said, " Yeah, but you ve got a driver....."

[birol]

 B-flat
You guys/gals are hilarious !!!!!

[Proctor]

 Flacamper
Okay, this is for all you men out there....especially the blonde one s.  
 Did you hear the one about the blonde cowboy?  Well this sheriff of a small town saw this blonde cowboy walking naked downtown wearing only his cowboy hat and he asked him " Why are you walking naked in the middle of town?"   The cowboy said " Well I met me this purty little lady and we had a few drinks and went to her place.  She took off her shirt and asked me to do the same, so I did....then she took off her pants and asked me to do the same, so I did...she then took off her panties and asked me to remove my underwear so I did....then she said " Go to town Cowboy!" , so here I am! []
 
 The Proctors
 DH 30 something
 DW 30 something
  03 Coyote
  03 Exterra
 Empty Nesters except for 3 cats and 1 Dachshund

[birol]

 Proctor

 

ORIGINAL:  Proctor
 
 Okay, this is for all you men out there....especially the blonde one s.  
 Did you hear the one about the blonde cowboy?  Well this sheriff of a small town saw this blonde cowboy walking naked downtown wearing only his cowboy hat and he asked him " Why are you walking naked in the middle of town?"   The cowboy said " Well I met me this purty little lady and we had a few drinks and went to her place.  She took off her shirt and asked me to do the same, so I did....then she took off her pants and asked me to do the same, so I did...she then took off her panties and asked me to remove my underwear so I did....then she said " Go to town Cowboy!" , so here I am! []
 
 The Proctors
 DH 30 something
 DW 30 something
  03 Coyote
  03 Exterra
 Empty Nesters except for 3 cats and 1 Dachshund
 

Arrrrgggghhhhh, I need to understand this [] somebody pls explain it ?

[campingcop]

 birol
What goes zoom,screech,zoom,screech?
 
 A blonde driver at a flashing red light

[Acts 2:38 girl]

 birol

Arrrrgggghhhhh, I need to understand this  somebody pls explain it

 Seriously, birol?  I saw the smiley ( [] ) so I m not sure!

[birol]

 Acts 2:38 girl
Serious ..... please ....[]

[Acts 2:38 girl]

 birol
OK, here goes!  " Go to town"  has a few different meanings in this joke.  First, it literally means , " get up and go into the town ( which is why he was wandering around in his " birthday suit"  when the sheriff found him)"   Second, it can also mean, ummm... how to put this?  " Do your thing"  []  An example is when I tell DS to clean his room really good I might say, " Go to town"  as I point in his room.  It basiclly means doing something really well.  So when the cowboy and the blonde were together and she said, " Go to Town, cowboy"  , well... I noticed HE was blonde also, which explains why he was in Town instead of being " with"  her!  Do you understand or did I just confuse you more??!!  []

[birol]

 Acts 2:38 girl

 

ORIGINAL:  Acts 2:38 girl
 
 OK, here goes!  " Go to town"  has a few different meanings in this joke.  First, it literally means , " get up and go into the town ( which is why he was wandering around in his " birthday suit"  when the sheriff found him)"   Second, it can also mean, ummm... how to put this?  " Do your thing"  []  An example is when I tell DS to clean his room really good I might say, " Go to town"  as I point in his room.  It basiclly means doing something really well.  So when the cowboy and the blonde were together and she said, " Go to Town, cowboy"  , well... I noticed HE was blonde also, which explains why he was in Town instead of being " with"  her!  Do you understand or did I just confuse you more??!!  []
 

So he and she were supposed to be together and do " it"  ? If that is it, yeah I got it, thanks []

[Flacamper]

 birol

 

ORIGINAL:  birol
 
 
 

ORIGINAL:  Acts 2:38 girl
 
 OK, here goes!  " Go to town"  has a few different meanings in this joke.  First, it literally means , " get up and go into the town ( which is why he was wandering around in his " birthday suit"  when the sheriff found him)"   Second, it can also mean, ummm... how to put this?  " Do your thing"  []  An example is when I tell DS to clean his room really good I might say, " Go to town"  as I point in his room.  It basiclly means doing something really well.  So when the cowboy and the blonde were together and she said, " Go to Town, cowboy"  , well... I noticed HE was blonde also, which explains why he was in Town instead of being " with"  her!  Do you understand or did I just confuse you more??!!  []
 

So he and she were supposed to be together and do " it"  ? If that is it, yeah I got it, thanks []
 

 You got it.[]
 

[birol]

 Flacamper
[]

[angelsmom10]

 birol
HEARD A NEW ONE
 
 
 Blonde gets 2 new dogs and names them Rolex and Timex.
 
 A friend stops by to visit and asks why she decided to name them such strange names........................
 
 So she replies.....................DUHHHHH
 
 their watch dogs

[Flacamper]

 angelsmom10
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 Good one angelsmom10