RE: BLONDES...GOTTA LOVEM

[jpreiser]

 Flacamper

HEY!!! My DW is a blonde.....  
 
 Got any more that I can send her?  

 I know a ton of blond jokes... but I do not think she will understand them[][]

[Flacamper]

 birol
Couldn t resist.  Here s another one.
 
 http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor177.htm

[topcat7736]

 birol
Q. How do you make a blondes eyes light up?  
 
 A. Shine a light in her ear.

[chip]

 birol
Know why blonde jokes are so short?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 So brunettes can understand them.

[angelsmom10]

 Flacamper
She Was Soooooo Blonde.....
   She thought a quarterback was a refund.
   She thought General Motors was in the army.
   She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
   At the bottom of an application where it says
   " sign here,"  she wrote " Sagittarius."  
 
 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
   She took the ruler to bed to see how long she
   slept.
   She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
   Under " education"  on her job application, she
   put " Hooked On Phonics."  
 
 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
   She tripped over a cordless phone.
   She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
   juice can because it said " Concentrate."  
   She told me to meet her at the corner of
   " WALK"  and " DON T WALK."  
   She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
   She tried to put M&M s in alphabetical order.
 
 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
   She studied for a blood test.
   She sold the car for gas money.
   When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
   twice instead.
   When she went to the airport and saw a sign
   that said, " Airport Left,"  she turned around and
   went home.
 
 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
   When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
   around the home, she moved.
   She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
   She thought if she spoke her mind, she d be
   speechless.
   She thought that she could not use her AM radio
   in the evening.
   She had a shirt that said " TGIF,"  which she
   thought stood for " This Goes in Front"  
 
 

[Flacamper]

 angelsmom10

 

ORIGINAL:  angelsmom10
 
 She Was Soooooo Blonde.....
   She thought a quarterback was a refund.
   She thought General Motors was in the army.
   She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
   At the bottom of an application where it says
   " sign here,"  she wrote " Sagittarius."  
 
 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
   She took the ruler to bed to see how long she
   slept.
   She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
   Under " education"  on her job application, she
   put " Hooked On Phonics."  
 
 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
   She tripped over a cordless phone.
   She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
   juice can because it said " Concentrate."  
   She told me to meet her at the corner of
   " WALK"  and " DON T WALK."  
   She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
   She tried to put M&M s in alphabetical order.
 
 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
   She studied for a blood test.
   She sold the car for gas money.
   When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
   twice instead.
   When she went to the airport and saw a sign
   that said, " Airport Left,"  she turned around and
   went home.
 
 She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
   When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
   around the home, she moved.
   She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
   She thought if she spoke her mind, she d be
   speechless.
   She thought that she could not use her AM radio
   in the evening.
   She had a shirt that said " TGIF,"  which she
   thought stood for " This Goes in Front"  
 
 
 

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