RE: Learn a new word each day:

[angelsmom10]

 
This came as an email and thought that many would enjoy learning some NEW words...........................[][][]
 
 Learn a new word each day:
 
 
 
 Arbitrator ar -bi-tray-ter:
 A cook that leaves Arby s to work at McDonald s.
 
 Avoidable uh-voy -duh-buhl:
 What a bullfighter tries to do.
 
 Baloney uh-lo -nee:
 Where some hemlines fall.
 
 Bernadette urn -a-det:
 The act of torching a mortgage.
 
 Burglarize ur -gler-ize:
 What a crook sees with.
 
 Control kon-trol :
 A short, ugly inmate.
 
 Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers:
 Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
 
 Eclipse i-klips :
 What an English barber does for a living.
 
 Eyedropper i -drop-ur:
 a clumsy ophthalmologist.
 
 Heroes hee -rhos:
 what a guy in a boat does.
 
 Left Bank left  bangk :
 What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
 
 Misty mis -tee:
 How golfers create divots.
 
 Paradox par -u-doks:
 two physicians.
 
 Parasites par -uh-sites:
 what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
 
 Pharmacist farm -uh-sist:
 a helper on the farm.
 
 Polarize po -lur-ize:
 what penguins see with.
 
 Primate pri -mat:
 removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
 
 Relief ee-leef :
 what trees do in the spring.
 
 Rubberneck ub -er-nek:
 what you do to relax your wife.
 
 Seamstress seem -stres:
 describes 200 pounds in a size two.
 
 Selfish sel -fish:
 what the owner of a seafood store does.
 
 Subdued sub-dood :
 a guy, that works on one of those submarines.
 
 Sudafed sood -a-fed:
 bringing litigation against a government official
 
 
 

[wiininkwe]

 angelsmom10
This is really cute, thanks, I got a grin out of it.
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[birol]

 angelsmom10
It is FUNNY [][][] Thanks for posting it.

[CajunCamper]

 angelsmom10
Here s a word and I ll show you how to use it in a sentence.
 
 The word is " sensuous"
 
 Usage of the word:  Honey, sensuous up would you grab me a beer?

[angelsmom10]

 CajunCamper

 

ORIGINAL:  CajunCamper
 
 Here s a word and I ll show you how to use it in a sentence.
 
 The word is " sensuous"
 
 Usage of the word:  Honey, sensuous up would you grab me a beer?
 

I hear you on this one.[:@]

[tlhdoc]

 angelsmom10

ORIGINAL:  angelsmom10
 
 
 

ORIGINAL:  CajunCamper
 
 Here s a word and I ll show you how to use it in a sentence.
 
 The word is " sensuous"
 
 Usage of the word:  Honey, sensuous up would you grab me a beer?
 

I hear you on this one.[:@]
 

 So did Jeff Foxworthy.[]  
 
 
 They are funny, thanks for posting it.